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Smart Answers to Stupid Questions. - Page 68

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-08-20 06:21:51
It appears when you open your DSi. Nintendo universally thinks that people who buy their products are total idiots.


BEWBS?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-21 08:46:20
Honestly, thinking like that, not many women would want to know you. It would be much better getting them flowers and chocolate, and perfume and other stuff girls like.

What is Sky?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-08-21 09:57:37
Sky Forme Shaymin is a different form of Shaymin available in Pokemon Platinum.

Why do you liek Mudkipz?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-21 12:22:14
I don't like Mudkips themselves; I like Swampert because it can use Earthquake and is easily obtainable.

How do you catch Togepi in Blue?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-21 15:08:12
there is no variety of togepi in a blue shade. the closest resembelence is it's shiny fourm witch still, istn't blue.

where did my goldfish go? I just left it with my cat for about 4 days…

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-21 15:37:18
If you didn't check the contents of your cat's stomach, then look there. You may find your fish.

What do you think of Pokemorphs?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-22 00:39:46
My opinion is not relevant to this discussion. And no, I'm not hiding anything.[spoiler=What I was originally going to post but decided was too long, irrelevant, and generally obscene (WARNING: YU-GI-OH AND STEVEN COVEY RANTS)] So f*ck you if you think I am! No, this is totally going off the wall. WHO CARES! RANDOM CAPITAL LETTERS EXPLOSION OF DOOM! …Wait, this is the smart answers to stupids questions game, right? meh. Okay, I think that I'm going to save this so that I can see how emo I am decades from now. I can hear a rant coming on…. HA HERE IT COMES

Introduction (yes, my rants have introductions.)


So I dug out my Yu-Gi-Oh cards the other day after watching the entire abridged series twice. Whilst doing so I discovered that I could easily recognize the anime characters on my card case. Now that I had The Sight, I became royally pissed off at whoever came up with this art. Here is why:

Mai Valentine had a nice spot on the cover (along with Yami and Joey.) She got her butt kicked by T?a, for Pete's sake! Plus she's wearing minimal clothing, which gives me the impression that she's just in there for all the guys, which is ironic because the reason they probably came up with is "Well we can't have just guys on the cover! It'll make us look sexist!" I mean, come on. If you want to give females equal treatment, then put T?a on the freaking case, or go work for Disney or something. And if the reason you used Mai was because you didn't want to have only Yugi's friends there while simultaneously attempting to not be sexist, then use Bakura; he's effeminate enough to make the cut. Jesus H. Christ, some people drive me completely crazy. Like Steven Covey…

Is this another rant? I suppose so.


So I open up this year's school agenda. After thoroughly reading the rules (though they haven't changed from last year) I got to the "Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" calendar/planner. If you haven't heard of "Seven Habits" or Steven Covey, then I'll just say that he wrote a book about habits that supposedly make you a better person. I think he's brainwashing people into a cult. Here's why:

For each month there is a story (usually written in the second person) that while completely lacking in any sort of literary commentary whatsoever is apparently supposed to make you follow a Habit for the month (e.g. Synergy). Most of these make no sense whatsover, and involve actions that I, the model student, would never even think about doing (faking a flat tire to get out of an algebra test, splurging on shoes and cellphone minutes), making me feel like a bad person because I am apparently doing such things. Does Steven Covey have the right to take over our school agenda and brainwash us into his "everybody who isn't us is a bad person" philosophy? No. At least last year the stories made some degree of sense and the illustrations were easy to mock, but the only thing I've been able to deface my new agenda with is "over Satan" instead of "under God" in the copy of the Pledge of Allegiance (and if you're Christian and feel offended by this, a) Satan is still part of Christianity and b) several good family friends whom I've known since childhood were pseudo-Satanists, so STFU.) I'm taking this to Principal Ortiz![/spoiler]

Is anyone going to read my ranting?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-08-22 06:19:00
Even if no one wants to, they still would, since they have no control over your actions.

I would love to read your rants, personally.



Am I human?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-26 12:21:31
it depends. you're either an ape or a human, as they are the only two animals so far that have been able to use the internet. If you walk on two legs, have a rispiritory system with flat long lungs, not-as-active liver and a reproductive system that gives more sperm cells created per minuet than an ape, then yes, you're human.

beef..  it's a fruit rite?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-26 18:28:01
No, it is a protein and iron rich meat.

ALGEBRA TILES SUCK?
[spoiler=Yes they do…]
I do math abstractly; that is, with symbols as opposed to physical representations. This is a change from when I was seven, when I required physical aid. So today in Algebra, in 8th effing grade, what are we using? ALGEBRA TILES! Yes, apparently I still need help. Admittedly I am the only person in the class who remembers y = mx + b and how it relates to graphing, but nevertheless we are not total idiots. Each tile represents either one unit (1), the x variable, or the y variable (as well as x2, xy, etc.) Classwork consisted of drawing the tiles, writing equations with them, and teaching my deskmate about 13375|>34|< (though that wasn't assigned; I was just bored.) Previously I attended a Montessori school, where most everything is represented physically - meaning that I am positively sick of it. Adults use symbols, why can't I? I write better essays than the average college student, I read adult novels, yet I must still put up with this tedium?! Now, I do recognize that other people might benefit from algebra tiles, so I asked the teacher if I could do the effing problems abstractly. What did I get? "No." If I can't move on to Geometry within the month of September I'm probably going to start flipping out and killing people. And as Sonic sez says, that's no good. [/spoiler]

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-08-26 18:31:56
Your teacher is a bastard/bitch who needs fired.

Caek?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-27 05:21:45
[size=7]BUTTER HALF CAKE [/size]

1/4 cup butter, softened
1/4 cup butter flavored Crisco
2 eggs
1 cup sugar
1 1/2 cups sifted cake flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup buttermilk, yogurt, or sour cream
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon almond extract
1/8 teaspoon mace (optional)

Preheat oven to 350?F degrees. Butter and flour one half-size bundt cake pan or one bread loaf or large brownie pan.

Cream butter, Crisco, and gradually add the sugar, creaming until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition.

In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, soda, and salt. Add flour mixture alternately with milk and flavorings to creamed mixture, beating after each addition until smooth and light. Pour batter into cake pan. Bake for 20-25 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.

Cool in pan 10 minutes, remove and finish cooling on rack.

Frost when cool with your favorite frosting or drizzle with confectioner's icing and sprinkle with cinnamon sugar.

Have you seen a Jolteon anywhere?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-27 20:12:00
No, but it's probably because they all got pwned by my Flygon's Earthquake.

How do you type the % sign?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-08-27 20:51:48
Shift+5 on a US keyboard.

Pie?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-08-28 02:22:31
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2212/2408588559_7bf815d9f9.jpg[/img]


Google?