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Smart Answers to Stupid Questions. - Page 22

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-25 11:54:03
DNA, or Deoxyribonucleic acid, creates all the body cells in your, well, body.


Why did I just talk intelligent?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-05-25 11:58:02
You just spoke intelligent!? IT'S A MIRACLE!! (Just joking)
You just spoke intelligent because something in your brain sparked, and that "something" was your thinking part.

Do you think there will be a World War III?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-25 11:59:00
Depends on how stupid the human race gets.


Will I ever get married?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-05-25 12:29:32
How can the FSM, badly drawn or not, get married? Probably not.

Where is Waldo?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-25 13:04:47
In the fish's mouth


Is your mother also mine?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-05-27 00:45:00
No.

Why are there so much bastards in the world?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-27 02:26:07
Your who did a what now?


How do I get rid of these fleas I somehow got?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-05-27 23:07:00
There are special shampoos in the market (or as perscribed by a doctor) that can kill the fleas and take off their eggs from your hair.


Is there a way to get rid of moth caterpillars from our home?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-27 23:16:52
Um… squish them?


Why am I wearing a flea collar?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-05-27 23:20:33
People are making fun of you. Collars ar for dogs.


What do you call the cocoon of a butterfly's catterpillar?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-05-27 23:25:04
A baboon :-p

What is a ? ?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-27 23:26:19

People are making fun of you. Collars are for dogs.



I don't actually mind. Anyway, in response to your question, Super Fivex, I have no idea.

Why and how could I get fleas anyway?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-05-27 23:27:43
When a flea jumps from an animal (commonly dogs) and lays it's eggs in your hair.

What is the meaning of life?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-27 23:34:24
To eat or be eaten.

Why does my head itch?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-05-27 23:36:38
I dunno. I dunno about fleas but…might be one of the ff.

They might be sucking on the blood in your scalp

They have hairs that irritate the scalp




Why am I wearing the thing that protects my balls?