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Smart Answers to Stupid Questions. - Page 25

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-06-10 01:03:16
No, there aren't any other people who like "Mudkipz", but there are people who like "Mudkip".

Why is [size=6][font=arial black]j[/font][/size]

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-10 01:05:37
Well, because you typed that letter in a large bold font, why else?


Why do I fucking hate school so much. (Stupid retarded school people! Not meaning to offend members who still go to school though.)

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-06-10 06:25:36
That's because you're schoolmates are fucking retarded. (I remember my classmates. Oh how I wanted them to go to hell)


Why am I angry all of the sudden?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-06-11 13:47:13
Because you remembered hated school mates.
(I wished to send my former inferior schoolmates into deep…dark…swirling…HATRED

Why do I love World of Warcraft?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-11 13:50:17
Um… because you do?

What is

World of Warcraft
?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: yinyang147
Date: 2008-06-11 14:48:37
A popular pay-to-play MMORPG.

Why is there conflict in the world?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-11 14:51:06
Because without it, most of you guys wouldn't be human.

Why do Pokemon not really exist yet?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: yinyang147
Date: 2008-06-11 14:59:51
(So, you aren't human, then?)

Because Scientists are preoccupied with other matters (paddle-ball).

Why is >:( staring at me?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-11 15:04:04
I DUNNO! YOU TYPED IT!

Why did I just shout?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: yinyang147
Date: 2008-06-11 15:13:49
'cuz you were angry with my question.

Why does ?????(000) want to dance?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-11 15:17:20
No I don't!

Why is Satan my father?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: yinyang147
Date: 2008-06-11 15:26:38
Because he had *shot* *shot* your mom.

If the sky is blue, then why am I hungry?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-11 15:29:19
The two are unrelated.


Why is my mum a wolf?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-06-11 21:20:54
She's a Mightyena.


Common sense?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-12 10:55:33
Yeah, right! Common sense is no longer common.

Why do I have Satan for a father, and a wolf for a mother?