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Smart Answers to Stupid Questions. - Page 69

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2009-08-28 20:19:05
Planning on working there, in fact.

asdf?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-08-29 00:22:40
Wuh?

(Both a response and a question)

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-29 04:54:02
asdf, the first four letters on the second line of my keyboard. There is a boring website, www.asdf.com ; as well.

Ass?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-29 10:59:20
I bet that Republicans just love the fact that the Democratic emblem is a donkey.

Why can't I play the violin?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-29 16:17:04
There are many possible answers for that, but the most likely suggestion is that you either do not own a violin, or you have not practiced enough. Practice makes perfect, my friend.

What is spam?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-08-29 18:27:37
[img]http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Spam/spam-big.jpg[/img]


Practice makes perfect. But nobody is perfect, so why practice?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-09-07 23:07:28
Because the phrase "Practice makes perfect" was made up by a kindergarten teacher.

How do I use the keyboard?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-09-08 00:36:45
Like this.

How do I shot web?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-11-25 20:24:36
RTFM.

Why is Shodan?…

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-12-01 12:22:36
Google it. (ooh, the ultimate response!)


Is my avatar cute?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-12-01 12:24:40
Yes.

Ham?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-12-01 12:26:41
No, ham is made from pork, not Jolteon.

Winter?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-01 18:30:06
Is a season that usually is cold, but for some strange reason, is actually feeling like summer where I am.

Did someone say "leek"?!?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-12-02 10:48:20
<— That way.

Christmachanukwanzaaka?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-02 17:45:02
Only if you're Jewish, Christian, and African (fuck the American part, that's stupid) simultaneously.

How do you say in Japanese?