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Smart Answers to Stupid Questions. - Page 23

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-27 23:38:27
because your brother is a jerk who goes around kicking your balls.

Stupid me: Uh… Where does a collar go?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-05-27 23:42:04
It depends on where the fleas are.

Tip: Take a bath, lather your scalp carefully with shampoo, and try to remove the eggs on whereever they are.


Why is my protector sorta…shrinking?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-27 23:58:39
Um… loss of erect…*Shot*


It depends on where the fleas are.

Tip: Take a bath, lather your scalp carefully with shampoo, and try to remove the eggs on whereever they are.


I'm gonna have that done in a minute. Now then…


What is pi?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-05-28 00:28:10
pie

ZOMBIE 123145664ghdf?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-28 00:30:16
No. Bad Fivex. *Kicks him in balls*


Why do I have my brother using a flea comb on my hair while I try to type this?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-05-28 00:33:49
You have bees.

Bad ?????(000)! *Kicks him in the balls, the head, and the butt*

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-28 00:35:23
(Not a question,  and it's spelt: FLEAS)

Why am I wearing a Houndoom costume and a flea collar?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-05-28 05:10:24
You chose to wear a costume, and the fleas are just extras.


Where did the word "meme" come from?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-28 06:21:21
Uh… split it in half and you'll see it consists on the words: me and me?

When will these fleas be gone?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-05-29 00:42:43
When you wash with a perscribed shampoo (by a doctor)

Why are there a lot of straight guys in our neighborhood?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-29 07:26:51
Because being homosexual is usually considered uncool.


How come I've still got fleas? I've been taking everyone's advice, but the little buggers refuse to leave. Maybe I do need someone to get me a good quality flea collar.

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-05-30 00:22:54
Drown your hair for a while.

Why won't those fleas go away!?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-30 00:42:00
Because they don't wanna go.

Why am I Still in a Houndoom costume? *At least the fleas are gone from me. Just gotta remove them from the fur on the suit(Which has super glue holding the zipper shut)*

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-05-30 06:10:32
Lack of scissors?


What is it like to love someone?

Re: Smart Answers to Stupid Questions.

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-05-30 07:06:00
Try asking your mother

Why is it that my mother does not have any scissors, my dad does not want to help me, and my big brother not putting thumbs in this costume, and being evil?