That's My Rock - Page 1
I stole this from "the swain" forums. This is a game where everybody fights for possession of an imaginary rock using any means neccesary. For those of you who can't play without picturing what's going on, this is the rock in question: [img]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i227/Ghostsanora/Sprites/sg.jpg[/img]
…it is shiny and it belongs to me! (picks it up) ;D
But I shot you with a nuke for the rock!
I come back and spam you to death! (picks up rock) ?Ahora es mi roca!
I do a barrel roll, which results in me getting the rock somehow.
I use a Nuke to destroy you!
The rock is now mine!
I use the power of all my pokemon adoptibles+my avitar(the bayleef)to burninte you…and take the rock! ;)
Your adoptables contain HTML, which doesn't work in signatures and thus you die. I take the rock from your dead body.
I fill your head with water and you try to get all of it out and I snatch it
I set you on fire with my fruuuuzabaata-boom powers then pick up the rock while you scram as your flesh burns with a smell not that different from bacon.
I pull all of your hair at once and take the rock cause you get stunned by the pain.
I trip you and walk away with rock inhand. ^-^
I blow pepper into your face and make you sneeze and drop the rock. My rock! Miiiiine!
I ask his noodlyness the FSM to convert you with his noodly appendages, in the process I take the rock off you.
I sneak behind you, wedgie you and steal your rock.
I run away screaming, you throw the rock at my head, it hits but I grab it anyway & hide in the nearest asylum.