That's My Rock - Page 14
I sue you for taking something which rightfully belonged to me ([size=1]I told them the rock a family heirloom…thing[/size]). I then get given the rock as part of the reparations.
I set up an assassin to kill the jury, judge, and everyone else in the courtroom (Including Hoggins). Then I graverob him to take the rock and flee to mexico.
I, however, knew of the impending assassination attempt, & so I get this person several years younger than me who looks excatly the same as me ([size=1]he does actually exist & look like me, or so I hear[/size]) to replace me in the court. I also give him a rather convincing origami rock. I'll let you guess the rest, including the bit where I nuke Mexico.
*picks up the rock while Hoggins is busy nuking Mexico*
Longcat tears you up for the rock, but I escape with the rock and evolve the rock. (It's a Geodude right?) XD
I ask you how you managed to level up the rock enough for it to evolve. While you fail to answer, I nab it.
I come back from the dead, use a water pokemon to weaken the rock, and catch it for myself.
The [fake] rock is actually a disguised painted Spheal, hence the protruding thing (its tail)
I nab the Spheal, command it to use Ice Beam on you, and trade it to the next poster.(It's a Golem hahaha!)
ooh…shiny rock (picks up rock)
You fail to pick up the shiny rock. (It's a Golem.) Instead, I command my heavyweight champion boxing Tyranitar to carry the rock away.
The Tyranitar disobeys you & runs off to Mexico. Which is still being nuked. After the smoke clears I pick up the indistuctable rock.
I call the rock back to it's pokeball. (I caught it after all)
The Pokeball breaks becuase the rock is a special Pokemon. I put away the rock and have my Golem from Diamond lock the door.
You locked me in as well, but I get my ????? s to blast a hole in the door, I leave with the rock, and there is a huge, gaping hole, not only in the door, but in mid-air as well, as I go to Japan.
(The hole leads to glitch city)
I jump through the hole to glitch city and somehow get the rock that way.