That's My Rock - Page 20
I kick all of you where-it-hurts and get the rock. I feel sorry for the guy who's writhing in agony.
anyway… you can't hurt a girl there, so it doesn't affect me and all the other women here, so I hit you in the face with a saucepan and
steal borrow the rock permanently. I also kick ?????(000) in that place again.
…I can't suffocate, as I have need for air…
That doesn't make sense.
Anyways, I cunningly convince you that the rock you have is a fake, & that ?????(000) has the real one. I pick up the disgarded rock & walk away, leaving you to repeatedly kick him right where it hurts.
I correct Absol Lover that all people have a spot where it hurts. I kick ya.
I get the fantastically sturdy and shiny rock.
Only to lose it in your soup when you get home. I (after recovering from pain) come to your house, drink the soup, and leave, taking the rock with me.
But not seeing the hole I dug in the floor. you fall in…
and I fall in after you, Landing on my head(ouch!).
Lucky, Absol Lover broke my fall, & so as I'm the only unharmed one, I reach down & pick up the rock. I then proceed to eat the rock, then kill myself. I go to Pastafarian heaven with the rock. Now to get the rock you'll have to CONVERT. *facepalms*
I now have the rock somehow, and you are all glitched up!!!!
Yay! Super glitch worked nicely for me! uh-oh…
I have anti-spyware yajala!
I get rock and destroy all creatures.
*Also destroys you*
Rock now flies into my pants, and I run 7, 000,000 meters away.
Only 7,000 kilometers? Pah!
I nuke you repeatedly after watching you run over one tenth of the way around the world. I get the rock.
I kill you with the nukes that bounced harmlessly off me and into you. then I take the (now radioactive) rock, still unaffected by nuclear radiation.
I am unaffected too, as I have the power of the FSM with me. So we go around flying & chucking nukes at each other for a few days, killing off thounsands of civilians, wiping out New Mexico, & so on, when I come up with a cunning plan…
Of course I don't tell you this plan, & you don't even know what happened, just that I somehow have the rock & you have a lump of kryptonite.
awww… no desert? :(