That's My Rock - Page 25
However, you fail because Ω is Omega. I grab the rock back.
*Turns into the Hulk, and Sparta kicks, piledrives, maims, and blows up, Dynashock and his Hoveround*
I'm psychotic today…
*Sighs and kicks in nuts* My rock. And MY BRA! *Snatches both back*
I don't recall ying stealing your bra. XD
Anyway, I somehow survived that onslaught of attacks and came up with a brilliant plan. I take a tape recorder and record my footsteps. I pass by Absol with the recorder in my pocket, where it is unnoticable. I'm also holding an empty pokeball marked "FREE ABSOL OMG" to lure her into my trap. I then go into a dark alley, and she follows. She finally jumps to assault me and grab the pokeball, however, the dark alley ended in a boardwalk in front of the ocean, which, inexplicably, Absol jumped right into. Having not learned how to swim, she drowns and I grab the rock later on.
WOHOO LOL I GOT THE ROCK YAY
I throw apples, nuts, chocolate frogs, etc at youz.
I grab the rock.
(Please don't call me a moron because I sadi youz)
*Bites hand that holds rock off, and steals the rock, before running off and being captured by team rocket**
I free you & get the rock as a reward.
Absol, I never did. I made you explode.
Anyway… *Spams Hoggins with an army of blood-thirsty smileys* *Takes rock*
throws a stone at yinyang147 drops the rock And I pick it up
*Takes rock after leaving nasty bite on Adam Glitch's ankle*
I capture you, take the rock off of you, deposit you in my PC & use the R/S/E "squishing trick" ([size=1]dubbed, don't know actual name[/size]).
*Escapes, and bites Hoggins's balls off, before running off with rock*
*writhing in extreme pain for days*
I run at extreme speed at ?????(000), ramming into him at about 512 MPH, sending him flying above the clouds, making him drop the rock. I get it, then hide in a safe shelter while I launch 12 nukes onto the entire area, which explode and kill everybody except for the next poster and all afterwards.
I then drop from above, KOing you. I then take the rock and run at superspeed to strangetown.