That's My Rock - Page 7
Then Shadow shoots you because you didn't give him the money you promised him, I steal your rock from your dead body.
I eat the rock and then take myself.
I divide 3.14 or pie and eat it and become the rock.
I pick you up as you are just a simpleton rock with no binary poison needles sticking out of you.
I see the rock and take it, shooting the shit out of anything that gets in my way.
I hack all of you out of existance, and of course I get the rock.
I am phisics savvy so I suck everyone into nothing and destroy the rock permanently
del C:/Everything in existence except me and the rock/
I now take the Rock now that Me and the rock are the only things that exist!
At this point, Pacman appears, and eats you and the rock. Then he craps the rock and your corpse out. And then
Peter Griffin eats the rock, then pukes it a mile high, as Diet Coke and Mentos start mixing together and fountains start spraying, and they guide the rock to me. I WIN!!
I take a dump on you and while your puking, I take the rock.
I send the EVIL MONSTER FROM THE VERY BOWELS OF THE INNER LEVELS OF HELL (TM) to kill you. He eats your ass and I get the rock. Plus ROCK-STEALER-BEGONE spray(TM) so I can exterminate all of you ONCE, AND FOR ALL.
I keep my eyes closed sp it doesn't effect me and I tackle led zeplin and take the rock.
You're lying, it actually killed you and sent you to Hell. And of course I kept
This is all true, sept led never got the rock from me in the first place. He took a plastic fake, which he has done a good job at keeping from Super Fivex. When he hacked my out of existence, the real rock went with me. Then My friend manifested me and the rock in a car, speeding for the pentagon.
Then I sent
EVIL MONSTER FROM THE VERY BOWELS OF THE INNER LEVELS OF HELL (TM)
to non-existance, got the rock, gave zach the fake, and so on and so forth.
[size=50pt]ONWARD TO VICTORY![/size]