That's My Rock - Page 29
Boxman used Moderation powers!
I gOTs teh Rock!
*hits BLMNDEF in head, takes rock*
*throws rock into pile of over 9000 fake rocks*
On Mock Parliament (government.ostentia.com), we have a game like this called "King of the Commons". Instead of a rock, we have a crown.
Mew, use transform! *now a flygon*
Flygon, use detect **********0************
The rock is glowing! *picks up rock*
*through bullhorn* Your aircraft does not have a registration number! Land immediately or you will be shot down!
*BLMNDEF fails to respond. I shoot him down with a missile, killing the Flygon, and I take the rock.*
I blow up the rock.
Just as it seemed it was going to start all over again, the rock reappeared.
[size=7]IN MY POSSESSION.[/size]
Hits SNAITF with a TV. Takes rock.
Summons Peter Griffin from the TV. He runs by minus his pants. While you are in total shock, I come up and steal the rock.
The Evil Rabbit bites your kneecaps off. I take the rock.
And there was much rejoicing.
An airplane lands on top of you. The people and you are all dead. The only thing left behind is the rock. Which I took.
GLaDOS opens a portal in front of you, throwing you into an abyss without time, space, nor the fundamental forces. It closes before the rock can pass through. You turn into a mass of wayward subatomic particles, I take the rock.
For no reason, the particles reform into a being again and I reenter the normal world…right above you. I drop onto you, crushing your skull. I take the rock from your corpse.
GlaDOS pushes you into a vat of deadly acid. You drop the rock when you get pushed in, and I take it.
I teleport us into this video:
The rock turns into salminila(sorry for spelling) bacteria.
"Do you know how many bacteria are compacted together in your rock?" I say
"Over half a million per square inch on just the surface!" I contenue. I kick the bacteria, and the video ends. The bacteria and us teleport back to earth, except each bacteria is the entire rock! Only one is real! The rockteria form together into the bolder and I run off with it.
The post is reversed because I had GLaDOS push you into a vat of acid and leave the rock. That post, however, is trapped between here and my computer, so it happens again. I take the rock.