That's My Rock - Page 9
I crack your head open and find the rock in it. I take the rock and start running for my life.
I watch you run for your life through a minefield. The rock then lands at my feet.
I fall out of the sky from the mines and fall on you. I take the rock for myself.
I just so happen to be wearing a viking helmet, & when you try to take the rock after being impaled, I simply take it back again & shake my head over a large spiked pit. I then continue walking.
And then the rock farts and it stinks up the earth, the stink makes you throw the rock into the glitch dimension, where I reside, I then take the rock and teleport to dimension F with the rock, so you can't touch me or the rock.
I announce that "dimension F" doesn't exist, thus destroying you and the rock. I cloned the rocks dna and injected it into my body, thus I am part and the only rock left… SUCK ON DAT BITCHES!!!!!
But the rock that was in dimension F Is a fake, I sent a decoy of myself there along with the fake rock, thus making RPBnimrod be injected with plastic! And now I make dimension F and teleport to dimension F and the rock teleports with me.
I use the Dimensionator & bring the rock to me.
But the dimensionator brings back another fake rock that I had with me, so I still have the rock.
However, the Dimensionator is never wrong, & so I have the rock. You in fact, have ([size=8pt]yet another[/size]) fake.
But the dimensionator is broken, so what you think is the real rock is fake and the one that you think is fake is real!
I ask my pet Arceus to use god powers to make the real rock appear in my hand and it does! I sell the rock to the next poster for a Billion dollars! He takes it but the "rock" aka a Geodude uses Selfdestruct and is gone forever!!!!!!
But I ask my pet heatceus to use his god powers to make the rock un-selfdestruct-able and it works, so I run off with the real rock and $1,000,000,000!
I stole the REAL rock before and took its dna, so HA!!! I AM THE HALF ROCK BEHOTCH!!!!!
but I still have part of the rock.