That's My Rock - Page 23
I send my MWANSTI mkII to nuke Hawaii. I then crawl through the tunnel, pick up the rock & make my escape.
I get reincarnated as an Umbreon, take the rock, and escape on the nearest boat to a far away place.
You are then attacked by a worried Mew inhabiting the island which is far away. I get another of my endless supply of Moles With Nukes Strapped To Them & blow the Mew to pieces. Then I nab the rock.
And I bite you to get the rock back.
I kick you right where it hurts. You keel over. I take the rock & run.
However, you are attacked by me, wielding a large knife. I take the rock for myself, before realising that you were actually me, & get sucked into a paradoxical black hole.
*I use faint attack*
The rock is mine.
*I use splash*
somehow this results in me getting the rock, I use dive so no one can get to me
*Looks at water* I really need to learn to swim.
I stroke the rock "you'll be alright, your safe with me" The rock doesn't reply
*Still standing at water's edge* He'll come back for air eventully…
I attack you and kill you, for imitating me the whole time, then push you into the water.
*charges you with murder, and takes rock from police custody* ^_^
*The police can't arrest an Umbreon! :P*
Pretty please can I have the rock?