That's My Rock - Page 18
I then look at the winged tabuu trophy entry. I tap the trophys base and then I overshadow tabuu. I fly at mach 10 to blitzer. I then use tabuus wing Attack. When the rock hits the wall, it breaks open to reveal it's a snale and not the real rock! I then snap blitzer out of that dividing thing. I then come out of tabuu. I the notice the real Rock is inside tabuu. I then teloport to glitchcity So that I can watch blitzer get beat up by tabuu.
The part of glitch city you teleport to happens to be in my bathroom while I am having a shower, then, I hit you with the shower head and get dressed before shoving you down my brother's underpants (while he's wearing them). I then find the rock lying next to blitzer's unconscious body and take it (the rock, not blitzer's body).
I then teloport to my batroom to take a bath. Yuo just so happen to run into A portal. You go threw it and you end up in my bathroom. I then throw a boulder at you. While your unconcius I take the rock and teloport into space.
I just happened to be in space today while doing my daily running exercise. I spot the rock in Super Fivex's hand and decide to swipe it again.
*FALCON PAWNCHes Super Fivex in the head, throwing him 10 Googolplexes away*
*picks up the rock*
However a alien then falcon kicks me back. While your unconscious I swap the rock with A 100% Identical fake. I then fly into A black hole.
(I don't remember me being unconscious ::))
Confused that there are now two rocks, I notice that the one I have is not, in fact, the real one. How? BECAUSE IT'S A TUNA SAMMICH! Coarse with rage, I follow Super Fivex to get back the rock.
Unfortunately for you, you trip over a discarded sweet wrapper (HOW?) and fall into a very, very, VERY deep hole. I, however, regain consciousness and wait for Super Fivex to fall into my 170374 traps (did I say that out loud?).
However, I use Dynashock as A shield. I then give you a fake rock. I then when Dynashock is knocked unconscious again, I swap the real with another fake. I then Fly 999999999 googolplexes.
999999999 googolplexes is only 2 inches. I kick you and swipe the rock. I then order Solid Snake to whack you with a boulder.
However sonic destrois the rock. I then reverse what atoms just did. I then teloport to glitchcity with the rock.
During my daily running exercise, I just happened to be in Glitch City when I saw you get stuck in the ocean. Luckily, I happened to take my aquatic Hoveround? for a spin in said ocean and I cranked up the speed a little too much. I rammed into you and somehow got the rock at the same time. You fly 62 infinities away.
However your going 62 infinities per second. I land on your Hoveraround and you fly 95899999 infinities. You just so happen to drop the rock onto the hoveraround.
Then I quickly pick up the rock because you carelessly dropped it, and infinities aren't anything anyway…
Notice that I happen to have the real rock in my back pocket the whole time. I then throw a Missingno at you and disappear Into a random place in Glitch City.