That's My Rock - Page 17
However you got an asteroid insted. I retrophify you and I turn the earth out of it's trophy form.
I raise myself from the dead and bring an army of eternal darkness to control all your souls. I destroy the rock and break it into fragments to give to all the other players. But then…
I throw a brick at you, which misses, hits a missingno, that the attacks a mewtwo who throws the missingno at you, knocking you unconscious. I however take the rock fragments, stick them together and somehow stuff it down my brother's old, smelly underwear.
However, the rock is indestructible and I had it the whole time.
However I throw A trophy stand at you and the rock. I run off the the Rock trophy.
Many Shadow bugs come and turn into the rock. I touch the trophy and sneak away with the rock.
I summon an earthquake and allof you fall. except the rock which is invincible. I take the rock. it began to glow. and it is mine!
However the rock blitzer stole realy was a decoy So I turn everything back to normal. I then throw A trophy stand at Blitzer and Atoms2ashes.
It turns out that you can't use trophy stands out of SSBB, so I take the rock away from you and then hide it in my super secret place.
However tabuu comes And makes everything part of SSBB. I then recatch tabu and use him to make me teloport to your SSP I catch the rock with A pokeball, Thtrow A trophy stand at it, and repeat 3 times. I have tabuu Make It so that you can't use Trophy stands outside of SSBB as I run away with the rock.
u trip because someone distracted u when he called you "horny"
[Insert actiony, stunt type event that somehow allows me to aquire the rock here] …I have the rock… =_=
I then take the rock and slam mario in the way to pallet town.
I trap you and the rock in my Pokemon shiny gold ROM. I then releas atoms2ashes. I then put the rom on my Games and music cart. I then use the GB printer to get the golem sticker. I stick it to the to of A trophy stand and tap it's base. I then rererecatch the rock.
It turns out you were using my Trophy Stand, so I take back my Trophy Stand, and then hide it again.
(I have a tracking device on it!)
I then warp everyone into soviet russia. (in soviet russia, rocks fight for YOU!)
I access Tabuu's
Pokedex Trophy entry. Somehow it destroys everything becuase Tabuu is taboo, although I and the rock am resistant to it. Since the ground is destroyed, I get the rock while falling and start trying to divide by zero over 9000 times.