The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon - Page 562
Espeon: Yeah, I gotta snap out of that habit.
Yami: Stay away from Brandon. Have him trade you with Kira for somethinge he CAN handle.
Kage: Yeah, a Magikarp.
Espeon: You are aware that Magikarp evolves, right?
Yami: Yes, but this Magikarp is 100.
Kage: No way…
Yami: She said it was for fun.
Espeon: *Moves his tail* Brandon EATS Magikarp, despite being a human.
Kage: Unless he wants to be Tackled in the nuts everyday, he better not.
Espeon: Who's gonna Tackle him, you?
Kage: I was on about the Magikarp.
Espeon: Oh, lunch is going to attack him?
Espeon: As if a fish is that tough.
Kira: *Looks at Yami* I really don't want to hurt you.
Yami: He's arrogant like Brandon.
Kira: An idiot. *Lets out the Magikarp that very PAINFULLY Tackles Brandon in the nuts*
Brandon: *swearing at the Magikarp with a variety of c-words, f-words and s-words*