The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon - Page 92
Diane: *Stroking Kage* Your fur is soft. I like that.
Kage: *Sits down beside Diane* My fur is always soft.
Diane: No, what I mean is, it feels softer somehow.
Kage: Could be the stuff Yami's used. I get him to wash my fur every morning, and again during the evening, as fleas, are attracted to Houndoom's fur.
*Lucario walks in, with another ice cream*
Lucrio: Mmm.. Vanilla…
Kage: *Watches Glaceon and Umbreon walk in all dried and no longer covered in fleas*
Brandon: *Watching TV* Rubbish, Rubbish, Porn, Violence, Porn, Porn, Porn, Cartoons, Po.. Wait! ????? 000 wired the TV, didn't it?
Yami: *Walks in drying off his tri-colored hair* What? ????? 000, did what?
Brandon: Re wired the TV. All we can get is porn, cartoons and junk.
Lucario: *Looks at Kage* You know, that collar really suits you. Want some of my ice cream?
Kage: I don't mind.
Yami: I will murder, that Ra-forsaken glitch. *Has an idea so he goes and gets his Raichu who carefully shocks the TV and is able to change it back to normal*
*Brandon watches the cartoons anyway*
Yami: *Watches his Raichu who's sort of watching but copies some of the funny stuff without letting off any of her electricity
*The cartoon madness continues, as two stick figures fight with lollipop sticks*
Yami: *Sits down and Raichu jumps onto him but he catches her* This sort of reminds me of, Madness Combat. Hank, vs Tricky, the Clown.