The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon - Page 58
Zoltan: *Burns the porn pictures* No one wants, to see your disturbing, porn collection, Glithcey. Behave yourself, for one, or I'll get Yami to disable the internet, and your porn, collection.
Deathfire: I'm cool with seeing porn *whispers in Zoltan's ear* I'll get him back, don't worry!
Jimmy: So, my gran's already dead? I CNNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THE FUNERAL!!! *Punches wall, which develops a huge crack in it*
Deathfire: Master? Remember your blood pressure! Don't get too angry now.
Kage: ?? Don't wreck my master's apartment! You checked in the other apartments?
Eevee: Yeah, did you? I can't smell, hear or see any old people.
Yami: Like I said, we've only been here, 2 weeks. *Picks up Umbreon and Glaceon who are purring*
Jimmy: I've checked everywhere. Even a shower someone used. *Parts his green hair to show a cut*
Deathfire: He was accused of being perverted, and the woman threatened to phone the police!
Yami: Hmm, but doesn't mean you can go wrecking my apartment, now does it? Moves his right arm and he put down Umbreon and Glaceon when the scars on his arm are very clear to see*
Jimmy: Hmm, you're right.. My fist hurts as well. *Looks at hole in concrete wall* Ouch! That would've been painful, if it weren't for my rage.
Deathfire: So, Kage, Aren't humans weird creatures? *Scratches collar a bit* You know, always wearing clothes, making you have baths, which I must say, are very refreshing, and brushing your fur like you're some sort of tangled mess of hair.
Kage: Humans, aren't weird. The bathing is fine, it'll stop fleas, and dressing us up? Nope, not my trainer.
Eevee: I want a bath!
Diane: You had one half n hour ago.
Eevee: Yeah, but.. I want another one!
Diane: What do I do, Yami!
Yami: Eevee, your fine, you don't need another one.
Eevee: But.. I like baths.
Diane: You'd get sick of them eventually. Same would happen If I ate nothing but chocolate.
Eevee: Oh… And Kage. I think that other Houndoom meant Humans Wearing clothes.
Kage: *Doens't answer*
Yami: And I thought, Glitchey was perverted…
Darkfire: YOU EVER CALL ME PERVERTED, AND I'LL BURN YOU TO DUST!
Jimmy: And I thought I was bad..
Kage: Then, you'll have ME to deal with!
Zoltan: She won't be alone. Now if you can't be nice, then get out. Learn some manners, before you speak to my sister, and my trainer.