The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon - Page 65
*A weird blur is headed toward the apartment. Turns out it was Diane, dragging an expert doctor*
Diane: I'm coming Yami!!! *Trips over rock, lands on spring, crashes through window, and lands on her feet, with the medical expert looking quite surprised next to her*
Diane: I.. had.. to travel.. 100 miles to.. find this guy… Eevee.. should be.. here shortly…
Kage: *Blinks* Can this day, get anymore fucked up?
Kage: *Laughs as well* Shut up, would you? You're not mean to be laughing…
Yami: *Shakes his head* I'm sure it's nothing…
Kage: "Nothing"? Nothing my arse. Look at you, your pale, your feverish, your bringing up blood, you can't breath too well, so I'd say it's more than nothing.
Yami I've always looked paleish.
Kage: Yes, but not like this.
*Jimmy is dragging Deathfire out of the room, by his collar*
Jimmy: There has GOT to be an easier way to do this…
Lucario: OK, Doctor, what's the problem.
Doctor: Seems he's caught a type of flu only Pokemon normally get.
Missingno: And the cure is to chew a Pixel, right?
Doctor: No. He must chew on TWO Missingno pixels.
*The doctor grabs a pixel from both Missingnos*
Doctor: Chew these. It'll help. Honestly.
Yami: *Coughs again* Fuck that, idea. *Moves and has his feet on the floor*
Kage: Oh, that's just bullshit. Humans, can never get, Pokemon Viruses! Even I know this!! I took medical stuff, when I was a Houndour, so its stuck with me. Yami, has a human virus, that's slowly killing him, so I need to get him to a hospital, and they can give him an Antidote, that'll kill off the virus, and he'll be back to normal, in a few days, but I think I kept some of the stuff here. *Jumps down from the bed and goes into the kitchen*
Zoltan: You know, she's right. Thanks, for trying Diane, but all should know, that no human can get Pokemon Viruses, it's here, in this book. *Shows them a book that Kage is right about the Virus*
Doctor: Ah! I see the problem. The Pokemon version of this virus has similar symptoms to the human version. Only more severe. These should do the trick. *Holds a bottle of pills* One every 6 hours. No more, no less.
Yami: *Is holding his chest with pain*
Raiami: *Rubs his back* Hope they'll work. The last ones, only caused it to be worse. *Holds up the other pills that seems to cause the virus, to be worse and has triggered the bad coughing and the bringing up of the blood*
Doctor: Should work. Those other ones, were they given out by Nurse Joy? They're designed for Pokemon use. Not human use.
Kage: She- Fucking human!
Zoltan: *Shakes his head* She's not very good…
Raiami: *Sighs and takes them* Thanks. Thanks, Diane, for the help.
"Yeah, thanks you." said Harley.
Diane: No problem. Sorry about the window. I had no time to use the stairs.
Doctor: She moves unnaturally fast. I'll see you in a few days, to check on you and give you more pills.You'll be fine in a couple of weeks. See you Thursday!
Jimmy: *Looks at Harley* So, Who are you?
Deathfire: Yeah! You a resident? OW!
*Jimmy Just hit Deathfire with a Harry Potter book*
Jimmy: Shut up!
Yami: *Laughs but ends up coughing but no blood*
Kage: *Laughs* Alright, you lot knock it off.
Yami: Listen… *They all look at him* Why don't the female Pokemon, go with you Diane, to Goldenrod, for your birthday, have a day out, and I'm sure Kage, will keep you safe. I'd go, along but I had to sick,and ruin things, for you so, go and have fun, I'll stay here.
Diane: That's a good idea. We could all go shopping, then catch a movie.
Diane: You'll understand when you come along. *Puts Nidoking's and Rhydon's Pokeballs on the table.
Yami: That thing, has better no come out.