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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 114

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-10-02 12:03:51
Granted, but you still have coursework.

I wish I couldn't be killed.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-10-03 21:50:35
Granted, but now your life is wrecked by eternal misery and despair.

I wish for 1 pence.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-10-04 04:59:26
Granted. You have one PENIS.

I wish I had cheesy pizza.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-10-04 10:30:30
(LOL, you don't know what pence are do you? BRITISH money! Thank you very much.)
Granted, but it's poisoned with large amounts of thallium, and you go mad and die.

I wish for power from hatred.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-10-04 11:06:36
(Pence. Noun. A type of money that British slaves civilians use. 100 pence makes 1 pound.)

Granted, but you hate yourself, which makes you gain so much power that you explode.

I wish for a wish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-10-04 21:00:43
Granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish for a wish that would make a wish for a wish that would make a wish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-10-12 11:43:37
wish granted, but nothing happens

I wish I had 1 million dollars

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-10-14 20:17:32
Granted, then you give it to me.

I wish to know Pi.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-10-19 22:42:05
wish granted, you get Pi's Member Address (.hack joke, ask me about it if you don't get it)

I wish I was a member of the Infinity Eight

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-10-20 22:29:20
Granted, but eight isn't a number of infinity, so you explode due the the infinite infinityness of infinity.

I wish my computer would never die.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-10-21 04:43:52
Granted, but now you've died.

I wish I didn't have fleas…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-10-21 21:53:02
Granted, now you get Super Fleas Special Team Force on you, even more of a pain!

I wish for Pi and Pie.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-10-22 05:21:45
Granted. This is now yours.

I wish for flea powder.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-10-23 23:08:05
(OMG Thank you ?????(000)! I've always wanted a Pi-Pie!)
Granted, but it's actually flea-attractant.

I wish for Paradox Pie.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-10-24 03:48:08
Granted,but you explode

I wish my Jolteon half's spikes weren't so sharp. They're tearing through my trousers an shirts!