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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 211

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-14 01:21:01
Granted, but you get raped by a polar bear for every key you type.

I wish that Jump Ultimate Stars would come to America.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-14 01:22:43
Granted, but so does Ebola.

I wish Y34RZ3R0R3M1X3D had more funky stuff, like the Capital G remix.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-16 07:52:48
Wish granted, but you have to buy it on some seedy online store which not only requires a credit card in the first place but has a reputation for bad customer service. And there's no torrents or Youtube videos.

I wish I had eaten lunch (and not thrown up beforehand, for that matter) today.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-16 21:59:20
Granted, you throw up, then eat the vomit. That is your lunch.

I wish that I could play Jump Ultimate Stars.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-17 17:40:40
Granted, but you can't do anything else.

I wish winning the spelling bee nullified all my other homework.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-17 18:30:54
Granted, but it doesn't help you for tests, which you bomb, as they aren't about spelling.

I wish that Fang the Sniper would return to the Sonic series.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-17 18:40:41
Granted, but he's only in the racing game.

I wish I had some pie.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-17 18:54:32

Granted, but he's only in the racing game.

I wish I had some pie.

That would be awesome, as A. He was in Sonic Drift 2. and B. I own the game. as well as hypothetical C. He has a chance to be added in the main series because of crazed fans.

Granted. You get cow pie. (Cow shit)

I wish that I didn't have a crick in my neck.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-17 19:03:39
Granted, you have a croc(odile) in your neck.

I wish people were less gullible.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-17 21:37:27
Granted. You gain their gullibilities.

I wish that I had a wish to wish for.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-17 21:41:30
Granted, you wish you get Ebola and it comes true.

I wish I would get Ebola.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-17 21:44:35
Wish granted, but you die from it.

I wish Kotonoha Katsura was real. [size=1pt]and that she was my waifu[/size]

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-17 21:52:51
Granted, but she stabs you to death at the wedding.

I wish I spoke Spanish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-17 22:17:18
Wish granted, but you can't speak English etc

I wish Kotonoha Katsura was real [size=1pt]and not only was my waifu, but also managed to find a therapist and cure her severe mental issues[/size]

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-17 23:18:25

Wish granted, but you can't speak English etc

I wish Kotonoha Katsura was real [size=1pt]and not only was my waifu, but also managed to find a therapist and cure her severe mental issues[/size]


Granted, but she gets raped by a polar bear and the time of therapy goes to waste.

I wish that I had a burger.