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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 168

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-03 19:49:48
Granted, but the stress of studying means that you forget everything you learned the next day.

I wish that my CD player was not senile.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-03 20:06:15
Granted. It is now sterile.
I wish I wasn't so immature….

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-03 20:38:32
Wish granted but I misread your post as

Granted. It is now immature…
I wish I wasn't so sterile.

I wish for the next poster to lose the game.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-03 20:40:41
Wish Granted. I lose the game, but I win $100,000,000 for losing an unloseable game.
I wish that I had Halo skills.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-12-06 21:22:53
Granted, but you can never have a working copy of the game and a working Xbox 360 at the same time.

I wish I had a Mac Pro.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 21:34:20
Wish Granted. You get a Professional Big Mac.
I wish I wasn't hungry right now…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-06 22:47:26
Granted, but Optimus Prime suddenly appears at your house and viciously butt-rapes your entire family.

I wish that I didn't think of that.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 22:54:12
Granted, you don't think it, but it happens to you.
I wish that I had a Mewtwo for a best friend.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-06 22:56:07
Granted, but he abandons you to hang out with "popular" people.

I wish that that hadn't happened to me (my best friend abandoning me, not the Mewtwo bit.)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 23:03:21
Granted, but he turns into a Mewtwo then does that.
I wish I thought of something original.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-06 23:05:37
Granted, but then you get slaughtered by socialists who want everyone to be equal[ly dull].

I wish that I hadn't read "The Fountainhead".

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 23:08:09
Granted, you read a yuri instead.
I wish I didn't do that….

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-06 23:09:14
Granted, but then I wouldn't be laughing right now.

I wish that Chaos had made me read a yaoi instead. They seem marginally more interesting.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 23:11:10
Wish Granted, but I shoot myself afterwards for doing that.
I wish Segata Sanshiro was real.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-06 23:12:27
Granted, but I control her every move and make her walk off a cliff.

I wish that my room would clean itself.