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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 131

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-02-22 20:49:52
Granted, it's broken and Apple thinks you stole it.

I wish I had an omelet.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-02-22 22:47:52
Granted, I steal it.

I wish for catch.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-02-23 12:12:37
Granted, you don't catch.

I wish for money.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-02-23 16:58:52
Granted, you get 1 yen, which is worth about 0.0001 of a dollar or 0.00001 of a pound.

I wish for moar pizza.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-02-23 17:47:24
Granted, the pizza man shows up at the door with 200,000,000 pizzas.

(Note: 1 yen = US$0.010593.)

I wish for.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-02-23 18:20:44
Granted, you get four.

I wish to turn the world inside out.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-02-28 20:03:51
Wish granted, but you get turned inside out

I wish for n00b-seeking missiles

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-02-28 22:06:04
Granted, they all fly towards your house and blow up due to a malfunction.

I wish for granted.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-01 08:29:26
wish        , but you don't get it

I wish I was the greatest hacker of all time

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2009-03-01 17:00:18
Granted, but your viruses become too intelligent and take over the world.

I wish for cheese poofs.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-01 19:52:41
Wish granted, you get cheese in the shape of poop

I wish that I could run at the speed of light

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-03-01 21:01:42
Granted, but due to the Laws of science and that stuff, you incinerate.

I wish for a wormhole in the universe so that the world could go to another galaxy.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-01 23:04:46
Wish granted but it leads to a black hole, and anyone who enters would die

I wish that video games were real

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-03-02 03:44:45
They are real. You play them on gaming consoles. This whole site is devoted to finding glitches in them.

I wish I had some originality to think of a wish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-02 11:39:09
Granted; you get shoved into a 1500MW Aperture Science Heavy-Duty Supercolliding Superbutton and die.

I wish for a Portal Gun.