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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 120

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-29 20:48:47
Shitwaffles.

I wish we had more raspberry pie. And nah slurpees.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-29 21:51:38
Granted, but you get nothing, because you made no sense.

I wish for apple sauce.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-11-29 21:57:33
Granted, it's made of apples sprayed with… Yes, you guessed it, CYANIDE!

I wish to control rage.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-29 23:00:50
Granted, but you don't know what to do with the rage. As a result, your powers are useless.

I wish that every wish I ask for comes true.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-11-30 00:49:58
Granted, but every wish you make becomes ultimately corrupted, and the worst of the worst things happen to you.

I wish for a hsiw sdrawkcab.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 02:14:45
Granted, you have a backwards wish, which can't be used.

I wish for my dad to have fleas.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2008-11-30 10:35:37
Wish granted, but you get them instead.

I wish that 42 made sense.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 11:33:46
Granted, but it only makes sense to idiots, which you are not.

I wish I killed my father, and fed him to someone I hated, in chili. (Eric Cartman Moment, LOL!)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-30 11:41:52
Granted, you just killed your dad. Bad time to say LOL, by the way.

I wish I had all the pancakes in the world.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 11:43:14
(I hate my father, so  :P )

Granted, but you don't know what to do with them.

I wish humans had fur instead of clothes.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-30 11:44:48
Granted, now everyone is really itchy.

I wish I could eat all these pancakes.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 11:46:14
(Not me. Fur is warm. It's also very soft, if you wash and brush it daily.)

Granted, but you can't be bothered.

I wish I was asleep.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-30 11:48:33
Granted, but you oversleep right into the most important school day of your life.

I wish my dog wasn't so old.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-11-30 12:08:59
Granted. Your dog will now be born in 2 weeks time.

I wish I had a cow in my kitchen.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-30 12:28:59
Granted, but the cow is really itchy due to having fur.

I wish ????? had another cow in his kitchen.