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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 207

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-10 21:02:41
Granted, but he turns into a polar bear, rapes you, and gives you Ebola. Then his eyes come back and he Weegeefies you.

I wish school was more awesome.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-10 21:04:40
Granted, now Chuck Norris is you teacher for every subject, and you explode from the sheer awsomeness.

I wish llamas were everywhere.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-03-11 02:09:37
Wish granted, but suddenly llamas turn into fast, dangerous predators with sharp teeth.

I wish my laptop's fan wasn't so faulty.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-11 18:53:57
Granted…but a laptop has a fan?!? I don't know how to corrupt something that I can't comprehend…
I wish I understood.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-11 19:21:30
Granted, but you get Ebola after I tell you. Laptops need fans to prevent overheating. They're small.

I wish people were less ignorant.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-11 19:39:37
Granted, now they are less ignorant to the raping polar bear.

I wish I knew what to wish for in my next post.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-03-12 15:55:45
Wish granted, but for some reason you wished for further uncertainty of the next wish.

I wish for a Rock Capsule [img]http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/1/1b/Bag_Rock_Capsule_Sprite.png[/img] (random unused item on Heartgold/Soulsilver) http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_items_by_index_number_(Generation_IV)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: FooBot
Date: 2010-03-12 16:06:50
granted but then your save file corrupts and deletes itself.

I wish for some wonderflonium.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Stackout
Date: 2010-03-12 16:59:17
Granted, but it comes alive and strangles you.
I would wish for nothing, but then I'd get something. Wishing for something, I'd get nothing. So ..
I wish for .. SOMETHING AND NOTHING !!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-12 17:30:48
Granted. You DIE. You get nothing to kill you, yet you get death.

I wish that-
Ganon: YOU WILL DIE!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-12 17:51:26
Granted, I die in five hundred years.

I wish the CD burning software I have would rip stuff in mp3 format.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-12 18:44:04
Granted. It rips mp3 files to shreds. AND burns them.

I wish that-
Ganon: Join me Link, and I will make your face the grreatest in Korodai!
-GANON WOULD STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!!
Ganon: Or else you will DIE!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-12 18:46:05
Granted, he kills you.

I wish people had reasonable grammar.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-12 18:50:02
Granted but th-
Ganon: YOU MUST DIE!
Where's that DAMN Wand of Gamelon?!?

I wish that I had the wand of Gamelon so I can seal Ganon into the book.
Ganon: No, not into the pit! IT BURNS!!!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-12 18:56:08
Granted, but it gives you Ebola.

I wish Ganon would shut up.