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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 158

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-08-25 07:19:20
Wish granted, you wish for me to have over 9000 hot girls surrounding me and that wish is granted uncorruptedly.

I wish that sentence didn't sound so convoluted.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-25 10:50:42
Granted, but now you do.

I wish I could see dogs having sex.

[Seriously, don't ask, I just picked it randomly]

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Gawaxay
Date: 2009-08-25 18:54:07
[tt]>>> def wish(wish):
…    grant(wish)
…
wish('I could see dogs having sex')
  File "wish", line 2
        grant(wish)
        ^
WishError: unable to grant
[/tt]

My wish, right. Uh, I wish I had a backpack that couldn't be too full and/or heavy.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-25 19:56:45
Granted, anything you put in it immediately falls out.

I wish that I didn't have so much damn homework.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-26 06:56:31
Granted, but you now have a lot of housework to do.

I wish I could talk binary.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2009-08-28 18:58:52
granted but you can't speak anything else

I wish Luigi was the top player in brawl

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-08-28 19:58:24
Wish granted but people see how overpowered Meta-Knight and Snake are and start using them again.

I wish Espeon was OU.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-29 04:52:08
Granted, but the wish-granters mistook "OU" [what does it mean?] for "you", and from my perspective, "You" is "Zowayix", so Zowayix is now an Espeon. A FEMALE one.

I wish Zowayix hadn't turned into an Espeon just now.

[At least as an Espeon he'd still be able to use psychic powers to type]

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-08-29 06:48:14
Wish granted, I turn into a Garchomp and Earthquake you to the face.

I wish Jolteon had lower base speed.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2009-08-29 08:43:30
Leave this grant to jolteon666 please…..

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-29 11:04:11

Leave this grant to jolteon666 please…..

Tachi, it's a game.

So wish granted, Jolteon does have lower base speed, but it has really effing high Attack and Defense now.

I wish that it didn't take so long to get that Dragon Rushing Aggron to Level 100.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-29 16:19:02
Granted, it's now impossible.

I wish I knew Double Team.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2009-08-29 17:17:44
Granted but you only got 1 pp left
I wish the forum went back to normal!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-30 05:13:25
Granted. Everything is now Normal-type.

I wish the corrupted wish game ended.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-30 10:22:12
Granted, but I bring it back.

I wish that I had something better to do than listen to Gorillaz and lurk.