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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 159

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Bassmasta
Date: 2009-08-30 20:28:33
Granted, you have to listen to nails on a chalkboard and nothing else for the rest of your life.
I wish my computer screen was fixed.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-08-31 06:03:51
Granted, now your hard drive is fucked up.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-31 08:57:13
Granted, then you get arrested for couterfitteng contrefatting founterfattoing making your own fake money.

I wish I could spell.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-31 19:38:45
Granted, but you can't spell words longer than two syllables. Good luck with "dactylography"!

I wish that Swedish Fish were as nutritious as actual Swedish fish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-08-31 19:57:46
Granted.  Real Swedish fish are now only as nutritious as the candy.

I wish I had a plush MissingNo.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2009-09-01 06:05:39
granted but it falls apart.
I wish that Wa would have been kind enough to let jolteon grant that wish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-09-01 06:19:02
Granted, but only on the condition that males over 22 get neutered.

I wish my older sister could meet a guy who can keep his dick in his pants for more than 10 minutes.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-09-01 07:17:34
Wish gra… no. They're consenting adults and if they want to have sex they have every right to.

I wish society wasn't so prudish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-09-01 09:32:30
Granted, but now it doesn't exist.

I wish screws didn't exist.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-09-01 20:21:20
Granted, but now you can't torture people with them. OH THE PAIN!

I wish that I could find my cell phone.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-09-01 20:49:52
Granted, but your provider terminated your contract.

I wish for a Saanaito.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zach the Glitch Buster
Date: 2009-09-05 15:04:24
Granted, but Santa has no idea what the hell a Saanaito is so he gives you a cheep Chinese toy which gives you led poising.


I wish school dances didn't suck

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-09-05 15:54:56
Granted. They no longer suck, but nobody can dance anymore.

I wish I could think of more creative corruptions.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-09-05 16:24:43

Granted, but Santa has no idea what the hell a Saanaito is so he gives you a cheep Chinese toy which gives you led poising.


It's the Japanese name for a Gardevoir, obviously.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2009-09-05 17:11:15

Granted, but Santa has no idea what the hell a Saanaito is so he gives you a cheep Chinese toy which gives you led poising.


I wish school dances didn't suck

Prom doesn't suck