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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 171

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-07 19:26:17
Wish granted, they wear singlets underneath and you are subsequently disappointed.

I wish there were female GCLF members that I knew IRL.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 19:29:29
Granted: Dani, Mutou Yami, myself, and SCF3 come to your house and torture you to death with hot pokers.

I wish that I could smite all perverts.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-07 19:31:20
Wish granted but smite changes in meaning to something… different.

I wish you would be more sympathetic. :(

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 19:33:00
Granted, I am marginally more sympathetic. Hurry up and feel better, okay?

I wish that I didn't break pencils.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-07 19:43:07
Wish granted, you break pens and ink gets all over your face.

I wish people would realize that typing >>>>>>>>> writing.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 19:44:43
Granted, they do so and decide to lynch you out of pure boredom afterwards.

I wish that I had infinite amounts of pie.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-07 19:45:32
Granted. You get pie bombs that explode in your stomach.
I wish Waluigi was playable in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 19:46:47
Granted, he sucks arse.

I wish that it wasn't so damn cold out.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-07 19:49:16
Granted. Wario heats things up with his gas.
I wish that I had a Waluigi hat.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 19:50:17
Granted, it eats your head, then moves on to suck the rest of the universe into it's woolen stomach.

I wish that I wasn't acting like an asshole lately.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-07 19:51:52
Wish granted. I see no reason to corrupt that.

I wish there was a separate thread for real wishes that don't get corrupted.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 19:53:00
Granted, but nobody posts in it.

Actually, that's a good idea. Anyways:

I wish that people would stop asking me for hugs.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-07 19:53:35
Wish Granted. But no one gives you a hug. EVER AGAIN. Not even your boyfriend.
I wish that I had a pet python.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-07 19:54:58
Wish granted, you have a pet Monty Python and they leave you to write TV shows.

I wish more people would post in the Rate My Team board that actually know something about competitive battling.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 19:56:04
Granted, they all think you're an idiot.


Not even your boyfriend.

What boyfriend?

I wish that I had a boyfriend (and that it wasn't anyone on GCLF).