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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 178

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 20:52:02
Wish Granted, but it asplodes.

I wish for a pet llama.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 20:54:24
Granted, it dies and the ASPCA prosecutes you for animal abuse.

I wish that hip-hop today was as good as it used to be.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 21:03:07
Wish Granted. As a result, the world implodes due to the change in balance.

I wish that Elvis Presely didn't die.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 21:04:33
Granted, zombie pirate Elvis takes over the world until ninja Uncle Robert saves the day.

I wish that "busy reliving childhood" was a valid excuse for not doing homework.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 21:17:45
Wish Granted, but Uncle Ruckus sees through your dirty lies!
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Uncle_Ruckus.jpg[/img]

I wish that I did not just do that…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 21:21:29
Granted, I now don't remember having watched that show. *vomits*

I wish that I didn't need food.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 21:25:58
Granted. You need crap.
I wish for world peace.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 21:31:02
Granted, we're all dead. That's peaceful, is it not?

I wish that I didn't have to do another play.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 21:44:22
Wish Granted. Instead you have to give Uncle Ruckus a sponge bath.

I wish I had no feelings of remorse for making you suffer with that image.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 21:46:33
Granted, you kill yourself out of guilt and therefore can't feel anything.

I wish that I could censor some of my music for using in an AMV.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2010-01-19 07:03:45
Granted, but you censor the wrong bits.

I wish my wireless router [that calls itself "Bellkin54g"] would stop disconnecting from the internet.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-01-19 08:42:25
Wish granted, it stops connecting in the first place.

I wish my iPod would sync (or at least be recognized by) with Songbird.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-19 18:09:06
Wish Granted, but then you get raped by a polar bear. (Big Lipped Alligator Moment….)

I wish I didn't cause a BLAM….

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-01-19 18:55:33
Wish granted, you cause a KickTheDog moment and everyone hates you.

I wish TVTropes didn't ruin my life.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-19 20:32:03
Wish Granted. The polar bear that rapes you ruins your life.

I wish that I knew what your avatar was…