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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 64

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-09-27 16:06:32
It does. Your homework ate your dog.  O_o

I wish that dog shit was made out of gold.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2007-09-28 07:52:53
Wish granted but everyone else in the world has a dog that shits except you and they all laugh in your face because they have gold and you don't. You then turn emo. And then Candlejack kidnaps you for no reason.

I wish for a

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-09-28 10:17:41
Granted, but

I wish for some of that golden dog s**t.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-09-28 14:13:58
Granted. Unfortuanately, almost everyone in the world now has access to gold, and so the golden dog shit has no value at all.

I wish that Glitch City Forums' decided to have someone dress up as the Hooked Metapod mascot, and that I could be the guy who dressed up as the mascot.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Sorreah
Date: 2007-09-29 18:39:32
Granted, but first you have to be so glitched up that you forget who you are and are forever thinking you're a hooked Metapod.

I wish Kakuna would evolve into Butterfree

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: DOC777
Date: 2007-09-29 18:48:02
granted, but you have to sacrifice all money

i wish i was a hitman and snipe zowayix for using "emo" as a bad thing and get paid
$99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99
for it
(moral: dont slander groups ex: emo,skater,prep ect. because its still racism)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: d3ad connection
Date: 2007-09-29 19:04:53
Granted, but you become emo and shoot yourself.

I wish DOC777 would stop being so stupid.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: DOC777
Date: 2007-09-29 19:10:53
Granted, but you become constipated and have explosive diarrhea.

I wish d3ad connection would stop being such a stupid administrator, and that everybody would stop slandering emo people - they don't all cut themselves!

[size=8pt]Edited to include proper grammar and spelling, that's part of the Rules, you see. ~MissingNo[/size]

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Mini Mew
Date: 2007-09-29 19:55:37
Granted, but Abwayax come along and banneds you. Then a lion eats you when you get off the computer.  :P

I wish for a DS and Pokemon D/P.


Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: MissingNo
Date: 2007-09-29 20:24:29
Granted, however, the DS is actually a refurbished model that had been bricked by the previous user's incompetence trying to install the FlashMe software to it. Once you obtain a new DS, the Pokemon D/P cartridge is determined to be corrupted beyond repairs. After THAT is replaced, your wish becomes granted without corruption.

I wish people actually followed the site's Rules and used proper grammar.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: DOC777
Date: 2007-09-29 20:33:28
granted but you become an oompa loompa parallelogram the next day
i wish nobody cares for grammar

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: d3ad connection
Date: 2007-09-29 21:04:55
Granted, but everyone becomes noobish emo's and kills themselves, exterminating all of the humans on Earth.

I wish I could slap people over the internet.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: DOC777
Date: 2007-09-29 21:14:29
granted but you get banned and a mad screaming baboon hits you from the to of a building
i wish i could have a gun that shoots screaming baboons and i have the power to throw, shoot, hit, slap, get anything i want, over the internet

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: d3ad connection
Date: 2007-09-29 21:33:17
Granted but you have to SHUT UP!

I wish for a robot monkey

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: DOC777
Date: 2007-09-29 21:35:20
granted but YOU have to be a hobo

i wish for all the money in the world