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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 193

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-22 18:36:25
Granted, but everyone hates you. Being strong, fast or intelligent can't get rid of angry mobs.

I wish it was illegal to force people to go to school if they end up exhausted afterwards.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-22 20:06:23

Granted, but everyone hates you. Being strong, fast or intelligent can't get rid of angry mobs.

Uh, yeah. Intelligence can. Using intelligence, you can persuade the mob to disband, thus getting rid of it. (Then there's using strength to kill the mob, but I'm looking more towards a peaceful, non-hate causing way.)

Granted, but school no longer makes people exhausted, so it doesn't matter.

I wish that I had a ham and cheese omlete.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-22 20:24:39


Granted, but everyone hates you. Being strong, fast or intelligent can't get rid of angry mobs.

Uh, yeah. Intelligence can. Using intelligence, you can persuade the mob to disband, thus getting rid of it. (Then there's using strength to kill the mob, but I'm looking more towards a peaceful, non-hate causing way.)

Have you seen an angry mob? There is no way that one man can persuade a bunch of really angry and stupid people with guns. And if you have enough people with guns, strength is worthless. Speed might get you away from them for a while, but they'll always come after you, and if you slip for one moment, they'll catch you. Sorry if I sound a bit paranoid, I've been exploring Year Zero.

Granted, but terrorists (or the government?) have put a new strain of Ebola in it, killing you.

I wish the paranoia would wear off soon. I feel like doing revolutionary graffiti. THERE IS NOTHING TO REVOLT AGAINST THOUGH….

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-22 21:51:13
Wish Granted, now you are mentally insane.

I wish that I was completely immune to sicknesses.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-24 19:31:03
Granted, you are immortal. Have a lonely and horrible life!

I wish I could run at a reasonable speed with no ill effects.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-24 19:50:22

Granted, you are immortal. Have a lonely and horrible life!

Not so bad.
Sure, I'll outlive all the people I love, but also the ones that I HATE. And I can do anything, and NOT die!!!

Granted, but you don't pay attention and run right into a metal pole, ouch. (Runner fail, not speed fail)
I wish to grow a tail.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-24 19:58:20

Granted, but you don't pay attention and run right into a metal pole, ouch. (Runner fail, not speed fail)


Temporary headache > asthma.

Granted, but it gets caught in doors everywhere.

I wish I could become anything I wanted to.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-24 20:12:06
Wish Granted, but your mentality turns into whatever you become. You try turning into a rock to protect yourself, and you're stuck as a rock.

I wish that I had Hakushon Daimaou as a personal genie.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-24 20:16:59
Granted, but you never sneeze anymore. Never.

I wish I was good at something other than spelling.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-24 20:18:41

Granted, but you never sneeze anymore. Never.

I wish I was good at something other than spelling.

Wait, you actually know about Hakushon? Cool!

Granted, but it is in pornogrophy, and you lose the spelling skills. (Double corruption)
I wish that I knew everything there is about everything.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-24 20:22:29


Granted, but you never sneeze anymore. Never.

I wish I was good at something other than spelling.

Wait, you actually know about Hakushon? Cool!

No, I have Google. When you have Google, you approach omniscience.

Granted, you have Google.

Cupio Chaos poterat legere hunc. (I wish Chaos was able to read this.)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-24 20:47:43
Wish Granted, I can now read it. Buw A col;n iosf anptilng wtsl, (But I can't read anything else.)
(Wait, the corruption is turned on ME! Son of a….)
I wish that Wa was my age. (16)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2010-02-24 20:51:14
Granted, you are now Wa's age.

I wish for my own currency.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-24 20:51:43

Wish Granted, I can now read it. Buw A col;n iosf anptilng wtsl, (But I can't read anything else.)
(Wait, the corruption is turned on ME! Daughter of a….)

Fixed :)

Granted, it is worthless.

I wish I related better to people my own age.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-24 20:55:19
Wa, when people say "Son of a…" without pointing it to someone, it is pointless to say "Daughter of a…", which is also never used toward a female. Only a male.

Granted, now you have their mentality.

I wish that I had tentacles.