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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 133

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-14 09:13:36
Wish Granted, but you lose it, because I double posted

I wish for the world's largest TV

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-14 11:45:18
Granted, it's broken.

I wish for Rei Ayanami.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-14 16:30:12
Wish granted, but you got Rei 1

I wish for the cannon Shinji used to kill the Fifth Angel

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-15 11:56:08
Granted, it goes off while you're cleaning it and you die.

I wish for a Mac.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-03-16 17:25:28
Granted, it gets the Ultravirus and dies.

I wish for the Pi Pie again.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-21 11:10:02
Wish Granted, but I steal it

I wish for everything

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Thomas
Date: 2009-03-24 14:07:25
Wish granted. However, everything you get is either broken or unusable.

I wish for propane and propane accessories.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-28 09:45:40
wish granted but the propane tank expoldes, killing you in the process

I wish for nothing

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-28 18:00:06
Granted, you get the cake.  The cake is [bzzzt] a lie.

I wish for a copy of Windows 7.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Thomas
Date: 2009-03-28 18:35:50
Granted, however, when you turn on Windows 7 on your computer for the first time, you find out you have a major virus on your computer already that destroys your computer.

I wish I wasn't in the middle of a tornado watch right now.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2009-03-28 21:40:27
Granted.  You are now in the middle of the tornado.

I wish to found phi day.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-04-17 11:49:51
Granted, you die the day before.

I wish Abwayax was an ordained minister of the Church of the SubGenius.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-04-20 18:24:10
Granted, but some completely unrelated disaster happens elsewhere because I am too much of a suck-up to corrupt that wish.

I wish that all wishes, including this one, cannot be corrupted!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-04-21 10:42:53
Granted, but Haruhi Suzumiya wished for all wished to become corrupted, so they did.

I wish this wish got corrupted.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Auburn
Date: 2009-04-21 17:10:01
Your wish = "corrupt my wish"

So, I now corrupt the wish for your wish to be corrupted - hence not corrupting it. So since you're wish was not corrupted, you get what you wished for - for it to be corrupted.  :o :???: ::)

*puts ice patch on head*