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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 192

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-20 23:29:41
Granted, but to everyone else you are invisible. This may seem awesome at first, but it's lonely.

I wish that old people could communicate better.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-21 00:23:33
Wish Granted. They are revealed to be evil masterminds that lock you up so you can't interfere.

I wish that there was a Godzilla vs. Barney movie.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-02-21 01:21:58
Wish granted, but it sucks.

I wish Jumper was more interesting.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-21 01:30:59
Granted. But it's now about gay male prostitutes.
I wish I did not just say that…
*Goes to wash out mouth*

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-21 08:49:43
Granted, but since you neglected to wash you mouth out with soap, a dangerous abscess forms which could have been easily prevented if you had killed the bacteria with soap.

I wish my computer would not suddenly forget the Wi-Fi password.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-02-21 09:31:08
Wish granted, but it remembers somebody else's Wi-Fi password.

I wish the latest issue of the Official Nintendo Magazine didn't make this grammar mistake:

Works in the same way as the Battle Factor in Pokémon Emerald.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-02-21 18:11:04
Wish granted, it contains that spelling mistake.

I wish Lego Digital Designer had a native Linux version.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-21 23:43:15
Granted, but it's incredibly buggy and irritating to use. (though I would like that too…)

I wish I didn't have to rip my Nine Inch Nails all over again as mp3 files just to put it on my recently acquired hand-me-down iPod.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-22 00:03:59
Wish Granted. Nine Inch Nails now don't exist.

I wish that I could teleport.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-22 00:26:43
Granted, you accidentally teleport into a black hole and die.

I wish I had unlimited free time.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-02-22 03:42:53

Granted, but it's incredibly buggy and irritating to use. (though I would like that too…)

I wish I didn't have to rip my Nine Inch Nails all over again as mp3 files just to put it on my recently acquired hand-me-down iPod.

Gnupod has an option which automatically converts incompatible file types, if you're using that.

Wish granted but you use it to make fetish porn. Featuring yourself.

I wish people I knew made porn of themselves.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-22 09:21:16
Granted, but they never show it to you.

I wish that gtkpod's ogg to mp3 conversion script actually worked (or that Sound juicer would rip things in mp3 format.) I just spent about half an hour last night exporting as mp3 and adding tag data for an entire album.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-02-22 12:18:14
Granted, but all music converts to Numa Numa.

I wish for a cake.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-22 17:25:47
Granted, but it is a fallacy.

I wish changing hairstyles in real life was as easy as it is in Animal Crossing.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-22 18:29:52
Wish Granted, but you have to pay a freaking pink poodle $100 dollars per haircut. (I know 100 is not the right price, but this is a corruption after all)
I wish that I could switch between an intelligent being, a strong being, and a fast being at will.