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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 184

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-29 22:15:01
Granted, but due to karma, in all copies of the game other than yours Sableye and Spiritomb have Wonder Guard as their abilities.

I wish I had the resources to build a synthesizer-playing robot.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-01-29 22:17:36
The resulting WAT causes your wish to lapse.

I wish Gardevoir was in the anime more.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-29 22:30:24
Wish Granted. Multiple Gardevoir are shown as Mewtwo's hoes.

I wish that the Granting didn't remind me a certain picture I found on Google….

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-29 22:33:38
Granted, but then you remember Uncle Ruckus.

I wish that if you search for any given Pokemon without "Strict" as your safe search setting you will not find Pokepr0n.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-01-29 22:58:05
Wish granted, you find porn of other things instead.

I wish I could ls my DVD collection instead of typing it all in by hand.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-30 01:12:22

Granted, but then you remember Uncle Ruckus.

I'd RATHER remember him. Thank you! "Praise White Jesus!"

Wish Granted, but "ls" becomes "lesbianize" and the DVD's are all about lesbians.

I wish that I didn't make a dumb grant…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-30 02:03:41
Granted, you become a male prostitute instead.

I wish that people wouldn't use unnecessary apostrophes in phrases like "the late 1800s" and "DVDs".

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-01-30 07:27:19
Wish granted but my friend is mad (who wrote a whole article about 'the grocer's apostrophe')


I wish for a Sudowoodo with role play so I can make it copy Mantine's water absorb.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-30 23:00:12
Wish Granted, but it has crappy stats.

I wish that I was the main mod.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-30 23:11:49
Granted, but you are demoted shortly thereafter due to irresponsibility.

I wish that it was illegal for Funimation to only upload shitty anime dubs to Youtube instead of the originals with subtitles.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-30 23:17:51
Wish Granted, but your eyes explode so you can't read the subtitles.

I wish the OVER 9000!!!! joke was still funny.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-30 23:22:22
Granted, it's so hilarious that anyone who hears it dies of laughter, like that Monty Python sketch.

I wish that I could get along with my Japanese classmate.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-30 23:28:50
Granted. You get along with the classmate REAL nicely, if you catch my drift…

I wish I had the ability to read minds.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-30 23:55:02

Granted. You get along with the classmate REAL nicely, if you catch my drift…

I wish I had the ability to read minds.

She's female…

…Granted, but the incessant, mindless buzzing of the world drives you insane, leading to your eventual suicide.

I wish laundry would wash itself.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-31 00:28:27


Granted. You get along with the classmate REAL nicely, if you catch my drift…

I wish I had the ability to read minds.

She's female…

Does it really matter? *Laughs evilly*


Wish Granted. Laundry then gets the idea to take over the world.

I wish that I didn't have a dirty mind.