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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 225

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-07 23:36:29
Granted, but you forget before you can wish it.

I wish that I had a boat.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-07 23:40:36
Granted, but the boat is half-eaten by a shark.

I wish for nachos.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-08 12:26:42
Granted, but they are several weeks old.

I wish for Multiplayer Indev mode on Minecraft.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2010-06-08 16:50:20
Granted, but you are suddenly the only one who wants to play Minecraft.

I wish System of A Down had never broken up.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-08 17:23:19
Granted. Instead of breaking up, they die in a plane accident.

I wish that I knew how to properly heat an oven pizza. (I tend to burn it a little…)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2010-06-08 19:59:37
Granted. You become a master at heating oven pizzas, but you can't cook anything else. You even burn milk and cereal.

I wish I had AC/DC play at my birthday party.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-08 20:03:17

Granted. You become a master at heating oven pizzas, but you can't cook anything else. You even burn milk and cereal.

Lulz, recently saw that episode of The Simpsons.

Granted, but they wreck your house and steal prized possessions.

I wish for a cake. (…)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-10 05:20:37
Granted, but it spoils after one day, and you try to eat it and die painfully.

I wish someone would write an epic fanfic about SSBB.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-10 08:14:22
Granted, but it includes…..CHRIS THORNDYKE.

I wish that I had super stretchy powers.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-10 12:56:45
Granted, but some bullies tie you around a pole and leave you there to die.

I wish that I could stay up as late as I wanted.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-10 18:19:01
Granted, but being awake makes you a target for hungry werewolves.

I wish I was a werewolf.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-10 19:32:49
Granted, but you only turn into a wolf when you're in the bath.

I wish clothes were unnecessary?

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-10 19:35:40

Granted, but you only turn into a wolf when you're in the bath.

Is that an improvised reference to Ramna 1/2?

Granted, but people take MANY pictures of you without clothes.

I wish that I could SPARTA kick someone without any consequences.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-10 19:38:14


Granted, but you only turn into a wolf when you're in the bath.

Is that an improvised reference to Ramna 1/2?

Granted, but people take MANY pictures of you without clothes.

I wish that I could SPARTA kick someone without any consequences.


No, and if they weren't needed socially people wouldn't care enough to take pictures.

Granted, but you can only do it blindfolded and with an antique gold dagger stuck in your "family jewels".

I wish I had a blender.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-10 19:40:56
Granted, but it blends YOU.

I wish for cheese puffs.