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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 142

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-07-07 11:41:38
Granted. Your brain is in the body of a preserved Jolteon. Enjoy your stay in a jar of formaldehyde!

I wish the Hensley family would stop beating me in the Spelling Bee.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-07 13:17:59
Granted, now they're beating you at everything else.

I wish I had not remembered to add a wish at the last second?

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-07 16:14:01
Granted… hey if you diddnt put a wish in then why am I replying?!?!? I'm confused.


I wish my brain was in the body of an Arcanine.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-08 10:28:22
Granted, but the operation was a failure. Your brain and the Arcanine's body both died in the process.

I wish I owned a dog.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-08 10:45:46
you owned a dog. seeing as you OWNED it, it died.

I wish I was on my own right now.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-07-08 11:35:18
Granted. You are sealed in a concrete cube on the surface of a planet in a distant galaxy.

I wish I knew why it takes forever to type the word "galaxy", but I can type "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoc/koniosis" fairly quickly with little frustration.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-08 12:23:54
Granted, but when you do figure it out, you only have 10 more seconds to live.

I wish I was, am and always will be a real Jolteon.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-08 14:12:48
Granted but you shock yourself too much. you kill yourself frrom shock.

I wish I wished a wish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-07-08 18:04:28
You do, but then you collapse the universe with wish paradoxes.

I wish I didn't feel guilty about hacking the experience points on my Shedinja.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-08 18:06:51
Granted. You don't feel guilty about hacking the experience points on your Shedinja so yourShedinja commits scuicide.

I wish I wasn't so tired!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-07-09 17:44:26
Granted, you now have ADHD rendering you equally useless.

I wish for a fire truck.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-09 17:59:17
granted. You now have a "fire truck"…. on top of you…

I wish for bad luck.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-07-09 19:51:33
Granted, but then Murphy's Law give you a slap in the face and makes you win the lottery and get a free car in the same day.

I wish I could fast forward life.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-10 10:58:27
granted you go so fast that you pass right through to the time when the earth is destroyed.

I wish I could freeze.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-10 11:05:59
Granted, but you can't unfreeze.

I wish I could eat as much chocolate as I wanted.