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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 176

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-04 19:40:46
Granted, you always tell them the truth, and they hate you for some of the things you said.

I wish that I had a tail like Hiruko.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-04 19:43:45
Granted, it gets caught in some machinery and drags you to your demise.

I wish that I didn't have to dumb myself down to talk to my peers.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-04 19:49:29
Before I grant that wish, tell me. Do you mean me?, If so, you will pay.
I wish you would answer.
EDIT: Wish Granted, but your peers are smart now, so you have to smarten yourself up.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-04 19:54:21
Granted, I do and refuse to corrupt it. I wasn't talking about you or anyone here, because most people here are older than I am. I was referring to the people at school, who have difficulty understanding that 5(CO2)3 is the same thing as 15(CO2), or C15O30. God I hate Physics. Even my teacher can't quite grasp it.

I wish that somebody would corrupt my goddamn wish already.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-04 20:26:25
Your previous wish has now been corrupted.
As for this wish, Granted, but it is corrupted so much, it is destroyed.

I wish I had a taco.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-04 20:30:18
Granted, but instead of meat they put shit in it. Enjoy your shitaco!

I wish that I wasn't so diabolical with this.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-04 23:10:01
Granted. Now you are most unfunny with this game.

I wish I could drink soda without breaking out with acne.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-04 23:20:25
Granted, you get mononucleosis instead.

I wish that I didn't find this so funny.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-04 23:27:36
Wish granted. The face of Joey in the video makes you instantly stop laughing.

I wish I can unsee that face…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-04 23:31:37
Granted, but then you remember it. (I hate that face too, it's one of the many reasons why I skipped Season 4 entirely.)

I wish that I could figure out why 4Kids dubbed Jounouchi with a Brooklyn accent. As far as I can tell, he doesn't speak with any sort of accent or peculiarity in Japanese.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-04 23:37:34
Wish Granted, but 4Kids kill you for knowing their secret.

I wish I had Mewtwo's powers from the anime.

(In actuality to your question, 4Kids generally like to give people accents. Hence the unneccessary accents in Kirby.)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-04 23:52:19
Granted, but in a fit of rage you kill all those dear to you with your newfound powers.

I wish that I didn't feel so embarrassed about watching Yu-Gi-Oh.

(A British accent made sense for Bakura, who speaks more politely than, say, Jounouchi, but I don't understand why they made Jack Atlas {from 5D's} British. If anything, he's a bit vain in Japanese.)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-05 00:02:27
Wish Granted, you now feel hatred at watching it.

I wish that I was an Absol.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-01-05 04:16:24
Wish granted but your trainer forgets to teach you Psycho Cut and Fighting types beat the shit out of you.

I wish I was <insert non-NFE or NU Pokemon here>.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-05 09:24:01
Granted, but you get shunted into UU and become a Magneton. Have fun with Earthquake!

I wish that Magneton had the ability Levitate.