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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 208

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-12 20:19:56
Granted, bu-
Ganon: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
…he is only quiet for a little bit.
*Uses Weegee to stop Ganon*
Ganon: You DARE bri- *Is Weegeefied* Weegee-Ganon: … *Stares at Weegee*
*Both Weegee and Ganon disappear*

I wish…never mind. I'm too tired to wish now…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-03-12 20:54:40
Granted, GLaDOS suffocates you with her breasts.

I wish the only thing we had to fear is Chuck Norris, who allowed 70 to turn him today.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-12 21:01:05
Granted. Now Chuck Norris is supreme dictator.
I wish I knew what GLaDOS looked like…is she like SHODAN?

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-03-12 21:15:42
Granted, they jointly kill you.

I wish for rof hsiw I.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-12 21:37:58
Granted, but you die eid uoy ,detnarG.

I wish wish I.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-12 23:16:00
GRANTED YOU GET EBOLA BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE WISHING FOR!

I WISH SUGAR WASN'T SO HYPERNESS-INDUCING!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-12 23:25:36

Granted, GLaDOS suffocates you with her breasts.

I looked up the GLaDOS fight on YouTube. What breasts? It's a f-ing computer!

Granted, now it gives you Ebola.
I wish Ketsuban wasn't so obsessed with SHODAN and GLaDOS that he imagines they have female body parts.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-12 23:27:00
GRANTED, NOW HE'S OBSESSED WITH YOU AND IMAGINES YOU TO HAVE FEMALE BODY PARTS!

I WISH I COULD DRAW BETTER!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-12 23:27:54
Granted, but you can only draw naked pictures of SpongeBob.
I wish that Wa did not have sugar.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-12 23:31:22
Granted, but I have cocaine. Hahaha.

I wish I had an awesome bass system.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-12 23:34:15
Granted. You have a couple of bass (fish) in your back yard that sing.

I wish that I didn't die.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-12 23:36:53
Granted, you become comatose for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew all the lyrics to my favorite songs.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-13 00:08:49
Granted, but you can't sing them.

I wish that I was Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-13 00:13:59
Granted, but you can't get through airport security.

I wish I wouldn't repress memories.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-13 00:15:43
Granted. Now you're only memory is "Hello! I am Lindsay Lohan!"

I wish that I never had to experience a Walter fart.