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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 182

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-27 19:57:47
Granted. They all suck.

I wish for a hat and a corndog.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-27 20:00:33
Granted. The corndog is stuck most of the way up your rectum with the hat wrapped around it.

I wish it wasn't taking me over an hour to do a stupid project.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-27 20:01:27
Granted. It takes you a millenium.

I wish that people would stop making easy to corrupt wishes….

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-27 20:08:16
Granted, they are impossible to corrupt.

I wish that there was a size 13 for clothes.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2010-01-27 20:29:23
Granted, but nobody buys them because they're too big.

I wish I was half Mightyena.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-27 20:34:15
Granted, you are put in a zoo, where you are molested by Mightyena fanboys.

I wish that I was better at lucid dreaming.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2010-01-27 20:36:13
Granted, but you never awaken.

I wish Abwayax was a robot.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-27 20:43:12
Granted, but he is a spambot.

I wish for two major school projects simultaneously to be illegal.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-01-27 20:47:07
Wish granted, but it's you who gets arrested.

I wish I had the programming skills necessary to create my own music player that doesn't suddenly decide to not start up one day.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-27 20:51:44
Granted, but by the time you get them there is a music player that works beautifully.

I wish I could run away from life.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-01-27 21:29:18

Granted, but by the time you get them there is a music player that works beautifully.

I wish I could run away from life.

Not really a corruption. I get the same end result of a working music player.

Wish granted, but you get detention for running in the hallway.

I wish I had infinite time on my hands.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-27 23:58:14
Wish Granted. Time soap is always on your hands.

I wish that I was actually good at Tatsunoko vs. Capcom…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2010-01-28 00:14:57
Granted, now nobody want's to play with you.

I wish my MP3 player had more internal memory.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-01-28 03:50:08
Wish granted, but it won't let you use said memory for music files.

I wish my iPod wasn't an iPod.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-28 08:43:04
Granted, it's a piece of horse shit. Actually, that's not much different, but whatever.

I wish that my CD player would function properly.