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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 191

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-20 00:33:44
Granted, you become obscenely obese and die of diabetes.

I wish they made a movie out of 1984.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-20 00:35:29
Wish Granted, but it is eaten by a hungry hungry hippo.

I wish that Chuck Norris was playable in Street Fighter.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-20 00:45:18
Granted, but he is so ridiculously overpowered that it isn't fun anymore.

I wish someone would properly mix Massive Attack's Teardrop and Nine Inch Nails' Zero-Sum.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-20 00:55:33
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish that I wasn't procrastinating work right now..

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-02-20 05:02:13
Wish granted, you're doing work and you hate it.

I wish this sentence ended with the correct punctuation,

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-02-20 06:02:50
Wish granted, but your whole sentence gets re-written in 1337.

I wish that I wouldn't keep waking up at about 11:30am or later.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-20 08:50:50
Granted, you start waking up at about 12:30 pm or later.

I wish I wouldn't wake up at around 6:30 each morning.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-02-20 12:06:14
Wish granted, but now you have a rare case of insomnia and never usually fall asleep.

I wish that Bulbapedia didn't overuse words like "always" and "obviously" when those aren't always necessarily the right words to put.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-20 12:44:31
Granted. Instead, those words are replaced with "MUDKIPZ".
I wish that I had the power to control snakes.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-02-20 13:55:23
Wish granted, but nothing happens because you already can (on the old phone game)

I wish that I still had my Action Replay DS, then I would try and see what the equivalent for "Cacophony" is in Generation IV (an unused ability in Generation III)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-20 14:33:05

Wish granted, but nothing happens because you already can (on the old phone game)

I wish that I still had my Action Replay DS, then I would try and see what the equivalent for "Cacophony" is in Generation IV (an unused ability in Generation III)

Wait, what? I don't remember…

Granted, but it is "H.A.P.P.Y.", which causes your game to turn into an endless mindf*** about Giygas.

I wish that Giygas never existed….

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-02-20 15:43:14
Wait, what? I don't remember…


I meant the old classic phone games featuring a snake (or on the really early models a black line) and that snake had to eat food to grow larger (originally as Xs)

If you were referring to Cacophony though, it is a beta ability in Generation III, and it is identical to Soundproof.

Wish granted but now the final boss on Earthbound is Regigigas and people start complaining that he already exists in Pokémon Diamond and Pearl.

I wish the storyline for the Subspace Emissary on Super Smash Bros. Brawl could have been explained a little bit more.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-20 16:32:51
Granted. It is explained in such detail that it would take your entire life to listen to the whole explanation.

I wish Youtube would not censor things.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-02-20 16:56:00
Wish granted, but it gets taken down by the government for not doing so.

I wish I didn't have a mouth ulcer.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-20 19:11:53

I meant the old classic phone games featuring a snake (or on the really early models a black line) and that snake had to eat food to grow larger (originally as Xs)

Wish granted but now the final boss on Earthbound is Regigigas and people start complaining that he already exists in Pokémon Diamond and Pearl.

Ah. Now I get it.
Actually, Regigigas would be in EB before D/P in that sense, and even before the other Regis, so they wouldn't exist either.

Wish Granted. You now have a genital ulcer.
I wish that I could transform to anything at will.