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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 231

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Couldntthinkofaname
Date: 2018-11-30 16:03:41
Granted. They're loved by a burglar, who stole them from your house.

I wish it snowed some more.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-11-30 19:38:17
Granted, but the snowflakes are now made out of solidified lava.

I wish my name was Mike.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2018-12-03 12:27:43
Granted, but now you're someone's pet micro-pig.

I wish we can get to 5000 articles (3311 articles have internal links so far, so are counted).

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-12-04 06:14:02
Granted, but they all contain copypastas.

I wish I knew ARM assembly.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Sherkel
Date: 2018-12-04 17:38:42
Granted, but you get a broken arm and have to reassemble it yourself.

I wish Nelke's release wasn't delayed.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-12-05 00:28:04
Granted, but you couldn't get it in time and got everything spoiled to you.

I wish I saw my gf more often.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Sherkel
Date: 2018-12-05 08:51:49
Granted, but you both go underground and she tries to destroy the entrance to the surface.

I wish the remnants of this migraine would go away so I can be in the mood to finish the Pacifist run.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Couldntthinkofaname
Date: 2018-12-05 09:05:07

I wish the remnants of this migraine would go away so I can be in the mood to finish the Pacifist run.


Granted, but it returns immediately after, and for a longer time.


I wish Deltarune's Chapter 2 would come out.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Sherkel
Date: 2018-12-05 09:09:49
Granted, but it's inexplicably just a minigame where you touch Sans's head and see his reactions.

I wish I could understand Japanese.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2018-12-05 10:47:32
Granted, but now nobody understands you.

I wish I did everything faster.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2019-01-04 14:24:37
Granted, you now move at 99.99999999% the speed of light. Unfortunately you can't stop but you do get to travel the universe and encounter stars, planets no one else has seen before.

I wish you could open the Start menu and summon a Pokémon to Fly on in real life.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Sherkel
Date: 2019-01-04 15:58:38
Granted, but it can only fly you over disproportionately small gaps.

I wish Atelier Lilie had a PSP port.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2019-01-04 16:24:53
Granted, but powering it down bricks the UMD, so you have only one chance to play the game.

I wish I knew my Japanese vocabulary better.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2019-01-04 17:01:03
Granted, but a glitch in the matrix occurs and "ISSOtm already knows (x) words, delete 10000?">"Yes">"Which language?">"English! :D">"1, 2, 3 and poof! ISSOtm forgot most basic English words, and now knows obscure Japanese words and kanji only used in programming and very specialised fields."

I wish I knew how to do more things with FFMPEG.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2019-01-04 22:49:29
Wish granted, but your computer can't run it anymore.

I wish for a hug.