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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 229

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-19 19:06:56
Granted, but my fail had saved the world, so now I'm a hero.

I wish you (Destinatus) would eat crabcakes.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-06-19 19:22:57
Wish granted, but I'm not Destinatus, so you die.

I wish I was Destinatus.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-19 20:02:02
Granted, but now I'm Zowayix, and cause much Hell.

I wish that I was all-powerful.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-20 14:54:03
Granted, but you explode from all that power.

I wish I had a Mountain Dew.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-20 16:07:58
Granted. You are now on a mountain, and dew is on you.

I wish for a Pepsi.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-20 18:47:56
Granted, but Coke is superior and you are put to death for drinking it.

I wish soda was never invented.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-20 20:19:10
Granted, but millions of soda drinkers lynch you for thinking of that.

I wish I was epic.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-20 23:45:26
Granted. You are now an Epic Fail. But hey, at least you're epic.

I wish that I had a Butterfinger.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-21 07:22:34
Granted, but some guy snatches it from you, and says, "No one is gonna lay a finger on my Butterfinger." *shot*

I wish I had a MissingNo.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-21 11:07:32
Granted. Your computers blow up.

I wish for TOAST.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-06-21 13:05:32
Granted, but you get BURNED TOAST.

I wish I had a .4. (LOL, that looks like a face)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-21 02:05:34
Granted, but it's actually an unstable hybrid of Zubat - and nobody likes Zubat.

I wish I were hardworking.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2016-09-21 02:25:35
Granted, but you're hardly working.

I wish I wasn't broke.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-21 02:33:41
Granded, but the world economy falls apart and your money becomes worthless.

I wish I were better at physics…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: camper
Date: 2016-09-21 08:21:27
You're now good at Mario physics, so you still fail in exams.

I wish I had the power to grant wishes.