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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 141

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-04 17:11:15
Granted, but none of your clothes fit you anymore so you throw them away. then, you shed all your fur.

I wish my pet duck was still alive.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-05 00:51:55
Granted, it's a zombie duck.

I wish I had gotten up later than 6:30 Am.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-07-05 12:45:41
Granted, you sleep through two days.

I wish I got my paycheck.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-05 13:08:03
Granted, but there's nothing in it.

I wish I was somebody's pet dog.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-07-05 16:42:22
Granted. Welcome to South Korea.

I wish for rechargeable batteries.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-05 16:46:02
granted, but they only last for 2 seconds each time, and to fully charge it takes 50 hours.

I wish my hair would cut itself.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-06 10:16:06

Granted. Welcome to South Korea.
I don't get it.


Granted, but it cuts itself so you're bald 24/7.

I wish my face blew up.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-06 10:41:00


Granted. Welcome to South Korea.
I don't get it.

[shadow=red,left]Adam glitch: they eat dogs there[/shadow]


"I wish my face blew up." 666jolteon, your face blows up killing over 9000 inoccent people, you get the blame and your now headless body goes to court.

I wish I was bird type.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-06 11:50:01



Granted. Welcome to South Korea.
I don't get it.

[shadow=red,left]Adam glitch: they eat dogs there[/shadow]
Me: Aww… fuck…



I granted your wish. You're a bird, and you're typing.

I wish I was a Jolteon.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-06 14:05:12
granted… congrats! no concequenses, only beacause you made me a bird and type Thanks allot =)

I wish my big bro was home.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-06 14:22:00
Jolt! - Er, I mean, granted, but he comes home drunk.

I wish I had more time to think.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-06 16:26:15
granted, you spend so much time thinking that you eventually die of old age.

I wish I was an Arcanine.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-06 16:33:28
Granted, and scientists find out you're a dog that can breathe fire, and conduct a series of painful and humiliating tests on you.

I wish I was able to think more like a Jolteon.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-07-06 16:44:59
granted. but somehow, thinking is linked to sight, Jolteons are colourblind and so are you!

I wish I was able to think more like a Arcanine.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-07 11:04:25
Granted, but….. the same thing happens to you as it did to me.

I wish my brain was in the body of a Jolteon.