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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 136

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-17 15:05:57
Granted, but technically, nothing is also something, so you get nothing,which would be something, and yet also nothing, which would mean your wish got corrupted, but also uncorrupted, defeating the object of the game, and yet technically, nothing is also something, so you get nothing,which would be something, and yet also nothing, which would mean your wish got corrupted, but also uncorrupted, defeating the object of the game, and yet….

I wish I hadn't created a paradox.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-05-17 17:42:29
Granted, you instead create 4chan, which produces hundreds of its own every second.

I wish for a Big, empty house.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-18 11:17:14
Granted, but in truth, even an empty house has air in it, so technically, it's impossible to have an empty house.

I wish I was hungry.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Stackout
Date: 2009-05-18 11:46:34
Granted, but you immediantly eat something.

I wish that my music project was done. ^^

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-05-18 14:29:29
Granted, you have completed your Numa Numa project.

I wish I had some Delicious cola.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-18 15:27:25
GRanted, but it's flat.

I wish I had some smoked cheese.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-05-18 16:28:02

GRanted, but it's flat.

Strangely, I have no problem with that.



Granted, but somebody smoked it in a cigar.

I wish it would rain.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-05-18 19:07:35
Granted. The entire state floods, causing trillions of dollars in property damage and killing thousands. Nice work.

I wish that I could travel to alternate realities.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-05-18 21:02:26
Granted, but you inadvertently travel to my reality in which the entire state is flooded and you drown. How's that for a comeback?

I wish for a 360.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-05-19 14:36:48
Granted, it gets the RRoD.

I wish for a Wii.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-05-19 14:48:20
Granted, it get's bricked by Nintendo.

I wish I had a Hot Pocket?.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-20 11:39:38
Granted, you had one, but you lost it.

I wish I was a Mightyena.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-05-20 13:50:45

^ Nothing, unless I knew what it was.
< I'm enough of a man to admit I cry from time to time.
V Happy I'm going for a week to the UK to visit my gran?


Granted, animals can't travel across the border.

I wish that sort of thing wasn't illegal.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-20 14:49:53
^Border? I live in Guernsey, not far from there. Worst that'd happen is being isolated inside for a few weeks.

Anyway, granted, I get to visit my gran, but you end up being bitten by a rabid dog someone takes over.

I wish Ghost hadn't just got bitten.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-05-20 15:08:51
^ Oh that's right, you live in Europe. Easy to forget when you don't leave town much.

Granted, instead I get clawed.

I wish I had some waffles.