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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 209

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-13 00:29:44

I looked up the GLaDOS fight on YouTube. What breasts? It's a f-ing computer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo3gnpZmYEg

Wish granted, but you die.

I wish I could have remembered the name of that video without going through all my subscriptions trying to find it.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-13 00:32:04
Granted, but you can't remember anything else.

I wish I knew what a Walter fart was.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-13 00:36:45
Granted, but you smell one.

I wish Wa saw Jeff Dunham's segments, so she would know a) Achmed, b) Walter, and c) a Walter fart.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-13 00:37:32
Granted, but I die from the horribleness of them.

I wish I wasn't dead.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-13 00:44:18
Granted, but you are raped by a pol…just kidding. By Barney.

I wish that I could understand how a computer could have breasts. (Referring to GLaDOS)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-13 00:48:46
Granted, but you can never understand anything else.

I wish Yahoo would just die already instead of dragging it out.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-13 01:02:19
Granted, but you die with it.

I wish that………

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-13 01:03:30
Granted, you get a period.

I wish I could type faster.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-13 01:14:39
Granted, but when you type, your keys catch on fire.
I wish I was a mod.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-13 01:17:39
Granted, but you never learn to deal with people.

I wish people would get more fired up about issues.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-13 01:20:30
Granted, they lite on fire.

I wish that Wa realized that I am NOT a control freak.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-13 01:21:33
Wish granted, but you get a period.

I wish that the next 10 or so posts in this thread reuse corruptions of other wishes, especially when it doesn't make sense to do so.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-13 01:23:32
Granted, but you get a period.

I wish Chaos spelled "light" correctly.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-03-13 01:24:44
Wish granted, but you get a period.

I wish I could use periods as an excuse to be unjustifiably grumpy.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-13 01:31:04
Granted, but you never learn to deal with people.

I wish that Wa realized that "lite" could be used the same way when lighting someone on fire. (It's also my preference.)