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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 169

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 23:16:10

Granted, but I control her every move and make her walk off a cliff.

I wish that my room would clean itself.

Segata Sanshiro is a man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joNwYPdEBTc

Granted, but it tries to clean you as well.
I wish I would go to sleep.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-06 23:17:38


Granted, but I control her every move and make her walk off a cliff.

I wish that my room would clean itself.

Segata Sanshiro is a man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joNwYPdEBTc

Fuck. I can rarely tell with Japanese names.

Granted, but you immediately wake up.

I wish that I wasn't confusing gender tonight.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 23:18:30
Wish Granted. There is only one gender now.
I wish that I was God.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-06 23:19:56
Granted, but according to Trent Reznor (who is the real God) you are dead.

I wish that I still believed in Santa.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 23:26:37
Granted, you believe that Santa is a rapist.
I wish that my cat liked me…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-06 23:27:38
Granted, he leg-humps you every time you walk into the room.

I wish that my cat didn't do that to his brother.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 23:30:07

Granted, he leg-humps you every time you walk into the room.

I wish that my cat didn't do that to his brother.

It's a she. Although you wouldn't be able to tell unless I said so…

Wish Granted. Your brother does it to your cat.
I wish Rangiku from Bleach was my lover.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-06 23:34:08


Granted, he leg-humps you every time you walk into the room.

I wish that my cat didn't do that to his brother.

It's a she. Although you wouldn't be able to tell unless I said so…

Wish Granted. Your brother does it to your cat.
I wish Rangiku from Bleach was my lover.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Also, I don't have a brother.

Granted, but she (am I right this time? Please tell me I am right) is killed by Zeus because he's a dick.

I wish that we were speaking in Japanese so that I wouldn't have to worry about the gender of third-person pronouns.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 23:36:34

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Also, I don't have a brother.

Granted, but she (am I right this time? Please tell me I am right) is killed by Zeus because he's a dick.

I wish that we were speaking in Japanese so that I wouldn't have to worry about the gender of third-person pronouns.

If you were wrong, I'd be gay. (You're right.)

Wish Granted, but we are banned because we can't speak English.
I wish that I had Shadow the Hedgehog's powers.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-06 23:38:17
Granted, but they don't work against anthropomorphic shrimp, who proceed to bludgeon you to death with their tails.

I wish that the boy I like would go out with me.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 23:42:15
Wish Granted, but it ends up being me you go out with. Hope you like pasta.
I wish I didn't do that.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-06 23:43:21
Granted, but now you're lonely.

I wish that I hadn't brought this topic up.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-07 04:31:10
Wish granted but now you have to go out with me. *shot*

I wish I wasn't that lonely that I have to corrupt the wishes of 13-year old girls across the internet.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-07 09:19:46
Granted, you now have your heart broken by real people.

I wish that I actually could shoot Zowayix.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-07 17:52:44
Wish granted bu-wait what, does that imply you're not a real person?

I wish I knew more girls IRL that liked video games.