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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 214

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-21 12:07:32
Granted, but all men's clothing would knock the men out. And before you object, women would take care of any other evidence, like transgender people and security cameras.

I wish toplessness wasn't such a big deal.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-21 22:30:59
Granted. Now fat people scare the living shit of others.

I wish that I had a robotic arm.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-22 19:16:01
Granted, but it develops a mind of its own and strangles you to death.

I wish uploading from Gen III to Gen IV did not discriminate based on language version.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-22 21:28:29
Granted. Now it discriminates your mom and doesn't work until she has been dead for 45 years.

I wish that I didn't make a complex corruption…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-22 21:29:22
Granted, you make a corruption one character long.

I wish Ketsuban would translate his own damn bill into English.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-03-22 21:48:29
Granted, but that would be pointless as you already did so.

I wish Congress had the sense to write bills that other people would understand and that weren't 4500 pages long.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-22 21:50:56
Granted. Now you die.

I wish that Santa Claus was real.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-22 21:58:40
Granted, but he molests children.

I wish government was simpler.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-22 22:20:39
Granted, but it's so simple a monkey could run it.

I wish that monkeys were the master race.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-23 00:26:21
Granted, they enslave humans to pick up their feces.

I wish typing was easier.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-04-20 11:36:33
Granted, you die.

I wish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-04-20 17:52:15
Granted. You die.

I wish to use the move Wish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-04-20 18:51:00
Granted, but the bastard Skarmory you're up against uses Whirlwind, so your teammate gets the effects.

I wish I could play the violin.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-04-20 19:18:33
Wish granted, but you suck at it.

I wish I knew how to use LMMS.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-04-20 19:28:42
Granted. But you get AIDS because I said so.

I wish to see the Dark Magician Girl nude.