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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 218

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-05-13 02:28:28
Granted, you are comatose.

I wish Ubuntu wasn't such a pain to work with.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: HiddenShadow
Date: 2010-05-13 02:31:33
Granted, but now you have no one to work with.

I wish my mother didn't terrify me…

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-13 02:35:10
Wish granted, she sexually abuses you.

I wish I was less creepy around females.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-05-13 02:38:09
Granted, you never meet any females.

I wish electronics were allowed at school.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: HiddenShadow
Date: 2010-05-13 02:39:25
Granted, but yours get stolen.

I wish I had something worth wishing for.

(My mom still scares me. *Sniffles* My wish was so not granted.)

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: CowgirlXena
Date: 2010-05-13 07:51:45
Granted, but it turns out to be the wrong wish

I wish more people called me on my cellphone

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-13 17:56:08
Granted, but your phone dies.

I wish people would join the Giant Robot/Mecha craze instead of the Catgirl craze.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-05-13 18:38:48
Granted, but they immediately go to the catgirl craze afterwards.

I wish I had a giant, very powerful robot under my command.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-13 18:48:48
Granted.  You then become suicidal and order it to squish you.

I'm BAAA-AAACK!  And I wish for a baked potato!

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-05-13 18:50:08
Granted, but it's poisoned with arsenic. (random olbie invasion aah)

I wish that we still had badges.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-13 18:59:19
Granted.  The badges come to life and pummel you to a pulp.

I wish for the antidote to the poison you just drank.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-13 19:36:09
Granted, but it's inside of ME.

I wish that I could turn back time at will.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-05-13 20:48:35
Wish granted, but you fuck with causality paradoxes and asplode the universe.

I wish I had a Timid Latios.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-05-13 23:05:19
Granted, but it turns into a Bad Egg.

I wish for a fish.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2010-05-13 23:07:57
Granted.  The fish is a Magikarp-no, wait, it just evolved into Gyarados.  And it just ate you.

I wish for a Poké Ball.