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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 92

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-03-06 10:36:29
Why bump? It's only been a day seince the previous post! [size=4pt]Sounds familiar…[/size]

Anyways, granted, but the Mafia dislikes them, & has you assassinated for bringing them into existence.

I wish I would stop getting the Mafia to assassinate people.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2008-03-06 11:14:29
Granted, you now hire pirate assassins to kill people.

I wish my school wouldn''t block useful things. [size=1pt]I hate websense[/size]

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-03-06 11:55:38
Granted, but I decide to try out my new pirate assassins on you.

I wish pages weren't blocked at my school due to them being categorised as "Translation".

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2008-03-06 18:19:50
Granted, but all other webpages are blocked indefinitely.

I wish I had a group of female Gardevoir and some bacon.

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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-03-13 01:10:08
Wish granted, but the gardevoirs eat the bacon and then……..esplode!

I wish I could warp inside of a video game at will.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Bassmasta
Date: 2008-03-13 11:46:04
Granted, but you can't warp out of video games at will.

I wish that I was more better at everything.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-03-13 17:22:04
Granted, but because you said that grammatically incorrect, you are attacked by grammar natzis.

I wish pokemon were made of chocolate.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-03-13 17:41:51
Granted, but my mom eats all of them.

I wish I could fart anytime I wanted.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-03-13 18:23:24
Granted, but you kill yourself by your own smell.

I wish flying pencils of doom would destroy the earth.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Bassmasta
Date: 2008-03-13 18:27:27
Granted, but you're destroyed, too.

I wish I was the master of life, the universe, and everything.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2008-03-13 20:26:54
Granted, but people forget about you and create their own religions.

I wish I had Mail.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-03-13 23:30:37
Granted but the mail is filled with an oozing potion that causes boils.

I wish I knew how to use a gameshark.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-03-15 07:16:13
Granted but you forgot the moment I told you.

I wish I was Abwayax.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-03-18 00:13:34
Granted. But you obtain that by doing a revolving evolution. So, directly after you evolve into Abwayax, you evolve into a Kangaskhan. (And your B button doesn't work.)

I wish Myuus would take over the earth and make me their leader.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-03-21 02:57:19
granted, but sadly, the myuus destroy you and say 'we're bored, let's leave'.

I wish I had an army of glitches.