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The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 139

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-06-08 19:52:43

Wish granted, but you explode because of the awesomeness

I wish for the world

Wait… what's so awesome about me and Abwayax being mixed up?
Anyways, wish granted but it falls on your head.

I wish the AI in RSE's contests didn't cheat by getting more stars in the first round than me when I have maxed out contest stats.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-06-09 00:23:39
Granted, now it is part of the rules that they get more stars in the first round so they aren't cheating.

I wish for a giant purple hippopotamus to attack random people on the 4th of July so I can have a newspaper article to rival the "Huge Jellyfish Swarm Wipes Out Fish Farm" clipping in randomness.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-06-14 19:50:02
Granted, you're it's first random victim which renders you unable to report it.

I wish I hadn't just spilled root beer all over my laptop.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2009-06-14 21:37:53
Wish granted - you spilled acid on it.

I wish that the Pandora was released already.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-06-14 22:08:20
Granted. It's sold out and on back order for three years.

I wish all companies in the industry would get together and create one awesome game for all consoles.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-06-15 12:16:46
Granted, it's so awesome that it bricks any console you try to play it on.

I wish for.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-06-15 13:36:17
Granted, you got a dot on a piece of paper.

I wish I knew what WIMMINFOLK were.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-06-15 17:29:29
You now know, but you instantly forget it.

I wish for instant esoterica.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-06-15 20:01:46
Granted, but you get instant erotica due to administrative error.

I wish I was the King of Britain.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-06-16 14:51:37
Granted, you are now the king of a nation infested with H1N1 virus. Good luck making it out alive!

I wish for a month of rain.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-06-16 21:54:06
Granted, it's raining in Arizona. Far away from where you live.

I wish it was three weeks from now, right now.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-06-17 11:20:46
Granted, you're stuck in three weeks ago.

(Never said what DIRECTION 3 weeks from now you wanted.)

I wish I had a cow

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ghostsanora
Date: 2009-06-17 19:02:34
Granted, it devours you whole.

I wish for chocolate Pocky.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-06-17 21:19:54
Granted, it crushes you.

I wish for a GLaDOS figurine.

Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2009-06-20 08:52:14
Wish granted but you put GL DOS in block capitals and glitch labs DOS is a program that makes you explode.

I wish I had some wii points to get the original Super Smash Bros on Virtual Console.